Miltonroader07 Posted 9 February, 2013 Share Posted 9 February, 2013 Ok, so Pies are the standard but I think the pies are crap at SMS and burgers I dont trust anymore. How about doner kebabs at half time with a beer, just think once you have finished it you can chuck the greasy paper with chilli sauce at the linesman !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 February, 2013 Share Posted 9 February, 2013 They sell food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 9 February, 2013 Share Posted 9 February, 2013 Don't trust burgers yet you eat Doner Kebabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 9 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2013 Yeah, if you eat a beef burger you expect beef, if you eat a doner you take a chance.. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 9 February, 2013 Share Posted 9 February, 2013 Yeah, if you eat a beef burger you expect beef, if you eat a doner you take a chance.. ??? What do you expect in a hamburger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 9 February, 2013 Share Posted 9 February, 2013 Don't trust burgers yet you eat Doner Kebabs? You never know who the donor was. (DameEdna) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 9 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2013 I object to eating horse when I buy beef if I buy a doner I dont know what I am eating, that is exciting !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 February, 2013 Share Posted 9 February, 2013 I like the smell of the balti pies at SMS (That's not to say I don't like the smell of balti pies outside of SMS or anywhere else!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 9 February, 2013 Share Posted 9 February, 2013 I'm looking forward to Turkish seeing this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 There is nothing more grotesque than seeing a bloated, scruffy, middle aged man stuffing his face with food at a football match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 Why do it then Turks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 Why do it then Turks? Brilliant reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 There is nothing more grotesque than seeing a bloated, scruffy, middle aged man stuffing his face with food at a football match. How about a bloated, scruffy, middle aged woman stuffing her face with food at a football match, I'd say that's worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 Steak and something pie, or probably horse and something. Had a lovely meat and potato pie at Wigan last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 The kids always want hot dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 Chicken balti pie everytime, as long as there is a fork, man that pie is Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 (edited) Brilliant reply. Cheers mate, I thought you'd like it. It was a small branch of the 'take one to know one' style reply that was common in the early 90's. I am helping it to make a comeback. What's your favourite pick and mix at the cinema? I like the chocolate Brazil's but deep down I know they are so heavey I am probably paying £1 a pop. With that in mind I put them just behind the meter long sour chew things. How about you Turks? I bet you hate it when you drop a chocolate peanut on your tight white t-shirt? Does that mean to tend to stick to the hard sweats? Edited 10 February, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 The prawn sandwiches are pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 Cheers mate, I thought you'd like it. It was a small branch of the 'take one to know one' style reply that was common in the early 90's. I am helping it to make a comeback. What's your favourite pick and mix at the cinema? I like the chocolate Brazil's but deep down I know they are so heavey I am probably paying £1 a pop. With that in mind I put them just behind the meter long sour chew things. How about you Turks? I bet you hate it when you drop a chocolate peanut on your tight white t-shirt? Does that mean to tend to stick to the hard sweats? It was just predictable, not funny and boring. I expect more from you TBH. Why on earth would i wear a tight white t-shirt to the cinema? I am neither homosexual or a fake tan, parrot head pretend body builder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 How about a bloated, scruffy, middle aged woman stuffing her face with food at a football match, I'd say that's worse? that is pretty horiffic too. And little fat kids stuffing their faces. Do their parents have no sense of responsibility. They take the kid to watch sportmen and fine athletes then let them gorge their fat little faces on junk food. Shameful stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 It was just predictable, not funny and boring. Sorry Turks, I'll try harder for you in future. Is another one of your log ins Jeff le taxi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 mate of mine works at mcdonalds and when he gets a real porker in he's like "Have you tried out grilled chicken salad?". They never have, they always want Large Big Mac Meal. He also sometimes says "would you like to go medium for 30p less?" but they never take him up on that either. There is no helping some people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 You is working at McDonald's aren't you Bearsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 i can get u discount on large big mac meal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 Deal! Don't tell Turkish though, he appears to have an eating disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 I like spunk at half time! Urgh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 i scrape dried skin off my nan's feet and then i have that on toast. Is crunchy! I wash down with warm glass of congealed spunk. Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 I follow JP to the toilet, scoop out what he's left (ensuring first that he doesn't flush by removing the ballcock) and gulp that down in a bap!...not only has it got more beef in it than a big mac it tastes a bit garlicy! Urgh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 Bovril. Especially this time of year. Lovely stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 **** all this toast talk, anyone want to buy a 21 inch monitor? Ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 I watched Philadelphia Eagles play last summer and they were offering 'pulled pork' for $10 on the concourse. I just had a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 10 February, 2013 Share Posted 10 February, 2013 I watched Philadelphia Eagles play last summer and they were offering 'pulled pork' for $10 on the concourse. I just had a beer. Maybe that's why them northam guys keep shouting Pork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now