Smirking_Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 So how are you lot treating the other half today ? Personally I think Oscar went too far, but its the thought that counts I did get some flowers sent, not that they have turned up yet, she better be cooking me steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 So how are you lot treating the other half today ? Personally I think Oscar went too far, but its the thought that counts I did get some flowers sent, not that they have turned up yet, she better be cooking me steak. Thast March 14th sir. Valentines day all about the woman, March the 14th Steak & Blowjob day is all about the bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 LOL @ all you mugs taking your birds out and buying them overpriced flowers and fatuous gifts, all because that is what you are expect to do. Do you not tell your birds that people only celebrate Valentines day because they have to not because they want to? Last Valentines day i went to West Ham v Saints, this year i might even let her out from under the stairs to cook my dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 ^^ this its just a normal day, don't get people who spend loads of $$$ on cards n flowers once a year coz you are told to. Probably why I am single.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 bird sent me text message this morning saying "OMG thanks for flowers xx". I didn't send flowers. I can't decide if she is fvvcking with me, or if someone genuinely fancies the fat b!tch enough to blow 50 notes on valentines day bouquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Might as well take the credit (i.e. take the blow job) for it bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 i was thinking that but what if there is no flowers? I.e. might be sarcastic text message, or might be trying to make me jealous. Wouldn't surprise me if b!tch sends flowers to herself. B!tches is mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Bear, you are a wounded soul !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Yeah that's true but what you can say is: "oh good you liked them?" To which she can say: a) "NO! you dumb bear, I was being sarcastic. I wouldn't bone you again, I've seen your small knob etc etc" b)"yeah they were really nice. I knew they were from you. You'll have to remember to come round for the steak and a blow job night. Also, this guy at work has been creeping me out all day. He keeps looking over and smiling and saying weird things like 'did you get them?'. I've got no idea what he's talking about" To which you reply: If A) What?!? you didn't get them? ****ing interflora, I'll kill those bastards. £50 ****ing quid spent and they **** it up? No point in them delivering it now, the moment has been missed. Listen, I'll cancel the flowers and just bring round a nice bottle of wine tomorrow night. I will do it late on though as I have to go for a meeting after work, couple of drinks, I'll call you at about 11:30 - 12:00." B) Yeah that guy sounds weird, best not talk to him at all for a couple of weeks. I'll be round on the 14th, I like my steaks done rare and my blow jobs done well. Basic stuff bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 i think it will be easier to trade her in. Once b!tches start sending themselves flowers it's downward spiral and I can't have her in and out of the garage all the tiime. I should get good price at the moment cos she's still low mileage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 It's up to you bear but I have lived my live by one rule - Never knowingly turn down a blow job. It has served me well so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 bird sent me text message this morning saying "OMG thanks for flowers xx". I didn't send flowers. I can't decide if she is fvvcking with me, or if someone genuinely fancies the fat b!tch enough to blow 50 notes on valentines day bouquet. Rule 1 & we'll decide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Are we all going soft on this forum !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 What you on about cook book, this thread is a build up to the blow job and steak night video thread. Your just annoyed people aren't saying what their favourite type of sandwhich is or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Are we all going soft on this forum !!!! HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Author Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Are we all going soft on this forum !!!! Talk us through the standard skate Valentines ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 Talk us through the standard skate Valentines ? They take their sisters up the arse dont they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 He didn't say standard skate Thurs Turks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 14 February, 2013 Share Posted 14 February, 2013 I can't take any pretty young thing out tonight as I spent all my money on prostitutes last week. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 And yes I am single now. Although I have a date tomorrow night. I imagine you're all excited for me. Remember to wash your Willy and don't just spray it with deodorant or aftershave to make the cheesyness go away...if you get lucky it stings the shiit out of her and probably won't get to nob it again... Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 15 February, 2013 Share Posted 15 February, 2013 LOL @ all you mugs taking your birds out and buying them overpriced flowers and fatuous gifts, all because that is what you are expect to do. Do you not tell your birds that people only celebrate Valentines day because they have to not because they want to? Last Valentines day i went to West Ham v Saints, this year i might even let her out from under the stairs to cook my dinner. Wow - you reminded me, I spend Valentine's Day at West Ham last year too. Billy Sharp violently attacked Matt Taylor's hand with his neck. Seems a lifetime ago now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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