lettuce Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 i was hoping for photos of ur cock + balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 22 April, 2013 Author Share Posted 22 April, 2013 You'll have to make do with a stiff-arm instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 Lolz I thought his head had come off for a moment Then noticed it was the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOgnd6Uugjo&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 here is tackle of duck yo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 This is why you are always on the ban bear, posting duck porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 22 April, 2013 Share Posted 22 April, 2013 the wrestling Nice somersault sell from Paul London off Snitsky's move. Much better to watch than a duck's jizzy wanger and some freak trying to measure it. What's that aboot ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 here is tackle of duck yo: This is interesting. I remember hearing a while back that ducks mate primarily by gang rape, and to combat this the lady has her tunnel of love made into a labyrinth. This way only the boy ducks she actually fancies she will let get to her eggs, the rest end up in a dead end. This explains why they need a nob that goes exploring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Yeah but as 9 says, it doesn't explain why Bearsy is trying to measure it. Is it just interanimal knob jealousy or something more sinister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 it is amazing penis! It looks like turkey twizzler yo. I particularly love the little squirt of black duck spunk empregnating my ruler! Imagine if you is getting down with bird & then you pull out one of them bad boys! Reaction would be +1 lols! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 What were you doing to make the duck chunk it's junk so quickly bear? I was once with this Spanish girl in Amsterdam that made me do that but it was mainly down to her being so fit and her technique where she did something with my balls as well as the usual stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 clearly popping finger up bumhole by looks of it. It's v.clever design if you think bout it, I mean the way it retracts. If duck was swimming about with that thing dangling through water it would cause drag coefficient like ship anchor, and also would get nibbles from passing salmons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 I'm off down the lakes to give that a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Have you not heard of Doctor fish? Bear little nibbles of them is great although a bite of a ruddy great Alex Salmond might not be so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 My garden's full of ducks. I'm gonna have to stop the kids from looking out of the window. What's the lowdown on moorhens, coots and geese, bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Blergh, now I feel sick. I always thought ducks were nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 23 April, 2013 Share Posted 23 April, 2013 Blergh, now I feel sick. I always thought ducks were nice! with orange sauce they are lovely otherwise they are just fowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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