Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 i prefer ur earlier work, colon edit, oh wait you mean like tokes is HIV positive? Hahahaha yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July, 2013 tokyos is resting eyes in hand cos they is hurt cos he spends too much time reading like jane austens novels, or whatever hahahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 He has the dude covering his eyes cos its him crying when he gets to the emotional bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 tokyos is resting eyes in hand cos they is hurt cos he spends too much time reading like jane austens novels, or whatever hahahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July, 2013 now his eyes is all roll! It's cos too much jane austens! Poor tokyos poor tokyos eyes! If you is pilgrim to kensington baby cambridge could cure ur poor eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Right enough Tokes teasing for the night, I am off to the Kalahari tomorrow for a week and a half so expect me to dedicate much of my evening to this forum and drinking beer in a dark room by myself, much like most posters on here. Also has Glasgow been banned or something, don't think I have seen him on a thread for a bit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July, 2013 He has the dude covering his eyes cos its him crying when he gets to the emotional bits. hahaha another good one bout tokyos being crying when he is reading jane austens and it gets to the bit where the one dude is, I dunno whatever it is the bit that is emotions! +10 reputations points! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Right enough Tokes teasing for the night, I am off to the Kalahari tomorrow for a week and a half so expect me to dedicate much of my evening to this forum and drinking beer in a dark room by myself, much like most posters on here. Also has Glasgow been banned or something, don't think I have seen him on a thread for a bit ? cheers bro! I will miss you! While you is away pls think of some more jokes bout tokyos pls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 You aint got those rep points bear! Everyone for the last 18 months I have been giving rep points to, I have been taking off your personal account. You are now on -5351 which is just 10 more than your racist homophob lover. Spudders, please stop pigeon fancying and start focusing on your fulltime job of keeping track of rep points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 cheers bro! I will miss you! While you is away pls think of some more jokes bout tokyos pls! Peace out, assuming I don't get assassinated by a Jane Austin reading court jester at Joburg airport tomorrow morning I'll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July, 2013 You aint got those rep points bear! Everyone for the last 18 months I have been giving rep points to, I have been taking off your personal account. You are now on -5351 which is just 10 more than your racist homophob lover. whatever! When is that lazy cunt spudders gonna update leaderboards anyway? I reckon I am probably win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 You aint got those rep points bear! Everyone for the last 18 months I have been giving rep points to, I have been taking off your personal account. You are now on -5351 which is just 10 more than your racist homophob lover. Spudders, please stop pigeon fancying and start focusing on your fulltime job of keeping track of rep points. How can you give out rep points when your rep has taken a battering (like your ring hahahahaha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Peace out, assuming I don't get assassinated by a Jane Austin reading court jester at Joburg airport tomorrow morning I'll be back. ok drive safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Who the **** is Jane Austen? Is it a ****ing woman's car or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July, 2013 I have read the one bout Sense & Non-sense. It was mostly non-sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Lol, as I was searching for pics of you knobers, I found a genuine pic of Turks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 FFS I go out for Quiz night with Eric & come back to discover that TMS has been quoting THE BIBLE all evening? WTF? Look, I have nothing against the Bible (apart from my Lee Child 1st Editions) but really. there s a time and place for such quotes and it sure is NOT here. Clearly something VERY BAD happened to the Bear in Ibiza, maybe it was those new low cost pikey designer disco drugs or something. But, unless he spills the beans, Tokes is right, not only does he not have enough rep points to hand out but for those quotes alone he is on -9,999,999,999.99999999999999 rep points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 FFS I go out for Quiz night with Eric & come back to discover that TMS has been quoting THE BIBLE all evening? WTF? Look, I have nothing against the Bible (apart from my Lee Child 1st Editions) but really. there s a time and place for such quotes and it sure is NOT here. Clearly something VERY BAD happened to the Bear in Ibiza, maybe it was those new low cost pikey designer disco drugs or something. But, unless he spills the beans, Tokes is right, not only does he not have enough rep points to hand out but for those quotes alone he is on -9,999,999,999.99999999999999 rep points Let he who is without sin cast the first stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Let he who is without sin cast the first stone Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FFS you lot, get back to posting Bewbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Or maybe some comment on this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2380863/Firefighters-reveal-erotic-bestseller-50-Shades-Grey-sparked-surge-people-trapped-HANDCUFFS.html [h=1]Firefighters reveal erotic bestseller 50 Shades of Grey has sparked a surge in people trapped in HANDCUFFS[/h] London Fire Brigade turned out to 79 incidents involving handcuffs and nine of men with rings stuck on their penises Each incident costs the taxpayer at least £290 and fire crews are warning the public to 'always keep the keys handy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Just for you DP , Baby Cambridge's mam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 29 July, 2013 Share Posted 29 July, 2013 Oh and Austin 3:16 Just said - I whooped your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 FFS I go out for Quiz night with Eric & come back to discover that TMS has been quoting THE BIBLE all evening? WTF? Look, I have nothing against the Bible (apart from my Lee Child 1st Editions) but really. there s a time and place for such quotes and it sure is NOT here. Clearly something VERY BAD happened to the Bear in Ibiza, maybe it was those new low cost pikey designer disco drugs or something. But, unless he spills the beans, Tokes is right, not only does he not have enough rep points to hand out but for those quotes alone he is on -9,999,999,999.99999999999999 rep points Don't lie phil, you and eric have been tweeting that feminist bird who's been complaining about her tweets haven't you ? you know the one Tokes is in love with as she managed to get Jane Austen on the 10 quid note ? Dunno why Tokes likes her she looks like little lord fauntleroy, oh wait I get it now !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 Jane Austen. That b*tch was single-handedly responsible for me failing my English Literature 'O' level. It might have been 40 years ago, but I've got a loooong memory. She'd better hope I never meet her in a dark alley one night, that's all I have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 (edited) Jane Austen. That b*tch was single-handedly responsible for me failing my English Literature 'O' level. It might have been 40 years ago, but I've got a loooong memory. She'd better hope I never meet her in a dark alley one night, that's all I have to say. she'd probably fancy you, was bit of a one for smouldering, seemingly nasty blokes. Rich and handsome only ones of course. Still with just 10,000 a year you'd fit the bill. Why did you fail then ? Spelling choose (chuse) in the Austenian manner ? Edited 30 July, 2013 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 jane austens wouldn't have liked baby cambridge The only people who is having babies in jane austens is people who is dumb, and people who is immoral. I know this cos i done pretty good bout Jane Austens at school. I know quite a lot about her! I.e. she was virgin when she died at age thirty-something. As far as records go, she never even got fingered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 Who keeps a record of not getting fingered? I can understand if someone keeps a note of every time they get fingered (although this is weird) but noting not getting fingered is even stranger. Dear Diary, Didn't get fingered again today. Jane 3rd Sept 1892 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 That is ridiculous tokyos! She die in like 1834 or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 I'm gonna keep a diary on here every time i have wank! Every time i have wank I'm gonna come on here and tell you bout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 i just had wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 That is ridiculous tokyos! She die in like 1834 or something like that. Cheers Bear Le God, Maybe someone in her family carried on the tradition after she died? Who knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 you mean, someone finger her after she die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 i just had wank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 Not according to the records bear. Someone checked and kept a note. Maybe it was her sister? Was her sister fit? In my experience the other sister is always fitter. By she got fingered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 Mods please infract bear again. He is going off topic and ruining by literary discussions with wanking updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 jane austens wouldn't have liked baby cambridge The only people who is having babies in jane austens is people who is dumb, and people who is immoral. I know this cos i done pretty good bout Jane Austens at school. I know quite a lot about her! I.e. she was virgin when she died at age thirty-something. As far as records go, she never even got fingered. That's got to be not true, she was lying, she lived near Dartmouth so she probably was used quite a bit by the local Navy lot. Actually that would explain why she was virgin and not fingered, Navy lot like the other entrance.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 i just had wank! Me too, at my desk at work watching Gemma Arterton sex scenes on dailymotion, I'll write a review later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 (edited) Mods please infract bear again. He is going off topic and ruining by literary discussions with wanking updates. It seems quite relevant, we all agree Jane Austen is ****! thus Bearsy is acting on these feelings and is having a ****!, its all art after all as Big Bad Bob seems to think it was Gemma Arteton he was watching when in fact it was Bearsy having a ****! that he ****ed! over. Edited 30 July, 2013 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 It seems quite relevant, we all agree Jane Austen is **** thus Bearsy is acting on these feelings and is having a ****, its all art after all Do you keep a not been fingered diary in Africa colon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 i wish i could go back in time and finger jane austens I feel bad that she never got fingered + also would help her write more interesting books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 It seems quite relevant, we all agree Jane Austen is ****! thus Bearsy is acting on these feelings and is having a ****!, its all art after all as Big Bad Bob seems to think it was Gemma Arteton he was watching when in fact it was Bearsy having a ****! that he ****ed! over. This is Bullsheett why the Fuuck else can everyone else write shiiit and I can't write Waank, this is a hate crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 Do you keep a not been fingered diary in Africa colon? Not been to prison so not relevant yet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2013 you have to pay an extra £5 on top of original £5 if you want to wank on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 July, 2013 Share Posted 30 July, 2013 This is Bullsheett why the Fuuck else can everyone else write shiiit and I can't write Waank, this is a hate crime minus 5 rep points wankstain If you haven't got special swear filter privileges authorised by the mods, you have to return to the main board or the lounge and talk about saints shop being shut or how many navy ships you play with in your bath with Brett from Camden and Alps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 12 October, 2013 Less than 2 weeks till Baby Cambridge christening yo! Is you all really excited! I can hardly sleep at night! What plans has you got for the big day? I'm gonna have Baby Cambridge breakfast, then I'm gonna buy Baby Cambridge Christening Commemorative Newspaper. Then I'm gonna shave head and wear nappy like Baby Cambridge and go to the place where Baby Cambridge is having the Baby Cambridge Christening, I think they do it in Palace rather than the Church, and I will stand outside thinking of Babv Cambridge and singing songs bout Baby Cambridge that I am going to write myself. Here is one I have wrote to tune of Sing Hosanna: Give me joy in my heart baby cambridge give me joy in my heart, I pray give me joy in my heart baby cambridge baby cambridge till the break of day. ba-by Cambridge! Ba-by Cambridge! ba-by Cambridge is the King of kings! ba-by Cambridge! Ba-by Cambridge! I bet he's got a massive thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 12 October, 2013 Share Posted 12 October, 2013 Do we get a day off work for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2013 Share Posted 23 October, 2013 You ready bear? Today's the big one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindsorSaint Posted 23 October, 2013 Share Posted 23 October, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24636657 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2013 Hebrews 9:28 So Christ, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him. #babycambridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2013 Revelation 1:7-38 Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him, and all tribes of the earth will wail on account of him. #babycambridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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