The 2013 Stalker Check Survey - Name and Shame Time

[saintbletch]

Thanks bletchy, the bunny has brightened my tedious morning up no end.

 

Maybe another friendly TMS native could visit your page and post the stats

 

URWLCM3B.

 

I fear that they may be concerned that they are being lured into unwittingly bolstering my visit stats, and at the same time becoming a social pariah by being a "friend of bletch".

 

No offence 3B, but as one of the more erudite Muppets, and now as a "friend of bletch" you'll find that posters now ignore you, shun your witty word-work, alienate your aesthetic alliterations and refuse to visit your page.

 

I've never given out two bunnies in a day before, so thanks again for your sacrifice.

 

[saintbletch]

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, Dimplex+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,312 visits

 

Bletch is right...... Ive had 31 visits sinces last night, but the visitor list hasnt changed

 

Well, I've just visited your profile Glasgow_Saint and I seem to be in the list.

 

Amazingstoke Saint,

barney,

dubai_phil,

eling-saint,

Harry Bloggs,

Jonnyboy,

Reggie Dunlop,

saintbletch*,

SammyJ,

Unbelievable Jeff

 

Something is rotten here...a Bletch could get a complex.

[Big Bad Bob]

URWLCM3B.

 

I fear that they may be concerned that they are being lured into unwittingly bolstering my visit stats, and at the same time becoming a social pariah by being a "friend of bletch".

 

No offence 3B, but as one of the more erudite Muppets, and now as a "friend of bletch" you'll find that posters now ignore you, shun your witty word-work, alienate your aesthetic alliterations and refuse to visit your page.

 

I've never given out two bunnies in a day before, so thanks again for your sacrifice.

 

 

Again bletch, you're like the shining light that one should return to whilst having an out of body experience, however your friendship will not effect the bit in bold one iota.

 

I fear I may be on more ignore lists than Turkish!

Edited 6 November, 2013 by Big Bad Bob

[Glasgow_Saint]

Well, I've just visited your profile Glasgow_Saint and I seem to be in the list.

 

Something is rotten here...a Bletch could get a complex.

 

Just clicked on mine and still shows the same 10 as earlier (not you) but the visitis number has changed. Maybe just a delay in the names?

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, Dimplex+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,313 visits

[Big Bad Bob]

Someone needs to inform the Grantymegamod, perhaps we could sway Invisimod to move this pertinent thread to the MB

[Glasgow_Saint]

Does anyone else get daily PMs from dan abnormal ?

[saintbletch]

Just clicked on mine and still shows the same 10 as earlier (not you) but the visitis number has changed. Maybe just a delay in the names?

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, Dimplex+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,313 visits

 

Ah, OK. Then maybe it is to do with being invisible.

 

I'm wearing the stealthy forum invisibility cloak, so perhaps I'm not showing on your list for that reason.

 

Perhaps only I can see me on your list because, well, it's me.

 

I'm going to take of the stealthy forum invisibility cloak and try again.

[Tokyo-Saint]

 

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Good point bletch as always.

[saintbletch]

Anyone seen Toke recently?

 

I've got him on ignore now that 3B and I are BFFF.

[Big Bad Bob]

Anyone seen Toke recently?

 

I've got him on ignore now that 3B and I are BFFF.

 

Don't know bletchy mate, ever since we've become BFFFs I've not seen any other post anywhere on the forum at all, it's like I have everyone on ignore...

[saintbletch]

Anyone seen Toke recently?

 

I've got him on ignore now that 3B and I are BFFF.

 

[saintbletch]

Just clicked on mine and still shows the same 10 as earlier (not you) but the visitis number has changed. Maybe just a delay in the names?

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, Dimplex+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,313 visits

 

I've momentarily slipped off the stealthy cloak of forum invisibility and re-visited your page.

 

Try again now Glasgow_Saint.

[Tokyo-Saint]

FFS doesn't ignore work both ways? I am still seeing endless dull droning threads. I know it is not Phil as when I skim read there are no mentions of the key golfing phil words 'bunker' 'bum' 'beer' 'sue' 'up the' 'do' 'hole in one' 'want to'.

[saintbletch]

Don't know bletchy mate, ever since we've become BFFFs I've not seen any other post anywhere on the forum at all, it's like I have everyone on ignore...

 

Or, everyone is avoiding you.

 

That'll be the impact of becoming a social pariah by being a "friend of Bletch".

 

It's like having Bletch Body Odour, or Big Bad Bob Bad Breath.

 

I'd give you another bunny, but I'm out of stock. How about a mock blow job?

 

 

Anyway, hope nobody quotes Toke's posts, I hate it when I get to see the posts of people I TRULY HATE.

[Big Bad Bob]

Or, everyone is avoiding you.

 

That'll be the impact of becoming a social pariah by being a "friend of Bletch".

 

It's like having Bletch Body Odour, or Big Bad Bob Bad Breath.

 

I'd give you another bunny, but I'm out of stock. How about a mock blow job?

 

 

Anyway, hope nobody quotes Toke's posts, I hate it when I get to see the posts of people I TRULY HATE.

 

You won't want to see Toke's posts (somehow one of his slipped past my impenetrable ignore shield), currently he has his avatar set to (what looks like) Liam Gallagher celebrating Citeh getting through to the next round of the Chumpions League

 

--

 

And no disrespect, last time I got a virtual blowjob I was off for weeks...

[saintbletch]

You won't want to see Toke's posts (somehow one of his slipped past my impenetrable ignore shield), currently he has his avatar set to (what looks like) Liam Gallagher celebrating Citeh getting through to the next round of the Chumpions League

 

--

 

And no disrespect, last time I got a virtual blowjob I was off for weeks...

 

I won't forget you being there in my hour of need. All I got from Toke was the high-hat.

 

BTW, awkward, but...well you'd assumed that I was offering to give, and not receive the blow job.

 

There's something poetic about two gloriously put together Bletch posts, sandwiching a dumb* Tokyo-Saint. Don't you think?

 

 

*Dumb as in mute. Probably.

[Glasgow_Saint]

I've momentarily slipped off the stealthy cloak of forum invisibility and re-visited your page.

 

Try again now Glasgow_Saint.

 

Bingo bango

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, saintbletch+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,314 visits

[Tokyo-Saint]

FFS Bletch, not only do your posts last for ever, take 6 reads to get the gist and have no real point, you have started to not just quote yourself but multi-quote yourself.

 

If this continues at its current rate soon whole pages will be filled with pompous dribble and needless isograms like subdermatoglyphic. The whole thread will have your finger prints all over it.

[Glasgow_Saint]

FFS Bletch, not only do your posts last for ever, take 6 reads to get the gist and have no real point, you have started to not just quote yourself but multi-quote yourself.

 

If this continues at its current rate soon whole pages will be filled with pompous dribble and needless isograms like subdermatoglyphic. The whole thread will have your finger prints all over it.

 

Think he has you on ignore so I will quote you

[Tokyo-Saint]

Think he has you on ignore so I will quote you

 

Thanks GS, I will quote you as well just in case anyone is ignoring you.

[saintbletch]

Bingo bango

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, barney+, dubai_phil+, eling-saint+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, saintbletch+, SammyJ+, Unbelievable Jeff+This page has had 13,314 visits

 

Mystery solved.

 

So what we learn here is that I am massively popular amongst the closet cliterati of the forum - the people who want to remain anonymous on the Internet, like paedophiles, porn-watchers and virtual cottagers.

 

Nice.

[Big Bad Bob]

I won't forget you being there in my hour of need. All I got from Toke was the high-hat.

 

BTW, awkward, but...well you'd assumed that I was offering to give, and not receive the blow job.

 

There's something poetic about two gloriously put together Bletch posts, sandwiching a dumb* Tokyo-Saint. Don't you think?

 

 

*Dumb as in mute. Probably.

 

Ah, I've always been a taker and not a giver in that department, nasty incident with a stray pube once. Hope this won't affect our new found BFFFFness.

 

Oh, and Tokes is blubbing like a babe that you have him on ignore, he's threatening to get permaban by posting Ocotoporn is you don't unignore him...

[Glasgow_Saint]

Thanks GS, I will quote you as well just in case anyone is ignoring you.

 

Thankfully I am not on anyones ignore list - you are on 3!!

 

You can see who has who on the ignore list by clicking here > http://goo.gl/etsE5M

[Tokyo-Saint]

I've just ignored you and in Sue Whistle/Bletch style, I am now informing you that you are ignored. Don't respond as I won't see it (unless someone finds a loophole like quoting you - then I'm fucked).

[Glasgow_Saint]

I've just ignored you and in Sue Whistle/Bletch style, I am now informing you that you are ignored. Don't respond as I won't see it (unless someone finds a loophole like quoting you - then I'm fucked).

 

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

Amazingstoke Saint+, dubai_phil+, Harry Bloggs+, Jonnyboy+, Reggie Dunlop+, saintbletch+, SammyJ+, Tokyo-Saint+, Unbelievable Jeff+, WindsorSaintThis page has had 13,321 visits

 

Sweet like choclate

 

YOLO

[Tokyo-Saint]

 

All I heard/saw was this

[buctootim]

You can see who has who on the ignore list by clicking here > http://goo.gl/etsE5M

 

That link doesn't work, it just takes you to some Scottish blokes profile

[Glasgow_Saint]

That link doesn't work, it just takes you to some Scottish blokes profile

 

Oops my bad - I have updated the link

 

http://goo.gl/etsE5M

[buctootim]

Oops my bad - I have updated the link

 

http://goo.gl/etsE5M

 

Thats better ta. I'll pm Tokes so he knows.

[tpbury]

I think there is a case of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle going on here. Which loosely translates to 'the more you look at something, the more you screw it up'. I was disappointed that UJeff managed a far greater proportional amount of visits to posts made than I, nevertheless, am startstruck that I have way more visits than posts. Self preening types - how often do you visit your profile and have a shuffle of information in order to increase your visit count?

[Big Bad Bob]

I think there is a case of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle going on here. Which loosely translates to 'the more you look at something, the more you screw it up'. I was disappointed that UJeff managed a far greater proportional amount of visits to posts made than I, nevertheless, am startstruck that I have way more visits than posts. Self preening types - how often do you visit your profile and have a shuffle of information in order to increase your visit count?

 

bearsy has one of those at least 50 times a day..

[saintbletch]

Ah, I've always been a taker and not a giver in that department, nasty incident with a stray pube once. Hope this won't affect our new found BFFFFness.

 

Oh, and Tokes is blubbing like a babe that you have him on ignore, he's threatening to get permaban by posting Ocotoporn is you don't unignore him...

 

3B, can I ask what you meant by adding an additional Eff to the BFFF in the above?

 

I might not be that sort of Bletch.

 

Re the pube, I've always found that it pays to ensure that your sexual partners are trained in the Heimlich manoeuvre, for exactly this reason.

[Big Bad Bob]

3B, can I ask what you meant by adding an additional Eff to the BFFF in the above?

 

I might not be that sort of Bletch.

 

Re the pube, I've always found that it pays to ensure that your sexual partners are trained in the Heimlich manoeuvre, for exactly this reason.

 

Sorry, the excitement of being your BFFF got my typing hand all jittery and I appended an extra F.

 

The pube partner in question was trained in the heimlich, unfortunately they were also a professional body builder and unaware of their own strength, the 5 cracked ribs and punctured lungs were a testament to that...

[saintbletch]

Sorry, the excitement of being your BFFF got my typing hand all jittery and I appended an extra F.

 

The pube partner in question was trained in the heimlich, unfortunately they were also a professional body builder and unaware of their own strength, the 5 cracked ribs and punctured lungs were a testament to that...

 

Perhaps restrict your sexual partners to female body-builders in future?

 

They tend to have less strength. Except Tokyo-Saint, she works out at the Jim (sic).

 

I don't mean to pry or judge your sexual proclivities 3B, I'm only thinking of your health and well-being.

[pap]

Can we please stop calling Big Bad Bob 3B? It's nice that you've chosen a nickname and all, but it sounds like a room in a comprehensive school or an official post office form.

 

Perhaps Triple-B, like the wrestler Triple-H. If Big Bad Bob fancies going more urban, then B-Tripz might be the way to go.

[Big Bad Bob]

Can we please stop calling Big Bad Bob 3B? It's nice that you've chosen a nickname and all, but it sounds like a room in a comprehensive school or an official post office form.

 

Perhaps Triple-B, like the wrestler Triple-H. If Big Bad Bob fancies going more urban, then B-Tripz might be the way to go.

 

Not B-tripz, sounds too much like the disease that killed off half the world in The Stand..I do have the pedigree to be called Triple-B (see what I did there?)

[saintbletch]

Can we please stop calling Big Bad Bob 3B? It's nice that you've chosen a nickname and all, but it sounds like a room in a comprehensive school or an official post office form.

 

Perhaps Triple-B, like the wrestler Triple-H. If Big Bad Bob fancies going more urban, then B-Tripz might be the way to go.

 

How about we go for

 

"The poster known as three repeated letter Bs which is short for Big Bad Bob" ?

 

That's short and catchy.

 

You asked so nicely pap, so I hate to refuse to accommodate the request, but brevity is surely the key here.

 

I write so much rubbish every day that I wanted to cut away all pretention and refer to my BFFF (No longer Tokyo-Saint) in the purest, most distilled way; to scream to the world that we are BFFF (Not BFFFF - I'm not that sort of Bletch).

 

Anyway, as you note, 3B suggests the third year of senior school (year 9 in new money I believe) and that's sort of where 3B's mental maturity stopped.

 

And that's why I heart him.

[Bearsy]

Trip-B is better than Triple-B. it's more street IMO.

 

B³ is also an option for brevity if 3B is really unacceptable.

[buctootim]

3B suggests a disappointing set of A level results. They lead inexorably to entry to a second rate, third choice university - the glittering life and career full of promise and personal reward receding to be be replaced by a dirge of repetitive office work and less attractive, duller wife and children. Seems okay to me.

[Unbelievable Jeff]

With the constant attention I am getting from a certain poster on here, I believe that in my short SaintsWeb career I already have a stalker!

 

What do I win?

[Tokyo-Saint]

We need details and evidence Jeff. Then we will talk about prices and punishments. Also, pics of your wife/girlfriend to tide us over while we are doing that.

[Bearsy]

didn't the last poster glasgow was stalking end up dead?

[Glasgow_Saint]

didn't the last poster glasgow was stalking end up dead?

 

Only to be born again! You cant keep a good/obsessed man down it seems!

 

Where is that Glasgow_saint twitter account?

[Bearsy]

Where is that Glasgow_saint twitter account?

 

That weren't me! I can't obv say who is sole creator of glasgow_saint twitter but i can give clue that he has naked baths with his father-in-laws

[Glasgow_Saint]

What do my last 5 stalkers have in common?

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?3268-Dibden-Purlieu-Saint

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?7617-1976_Child

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?8845-Thedelldays

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?4588-Windmill-Arm-2

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?23070-Miltonroader07

 

 

p.s COT isnt banned anymore? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/member.php?23173-Cheese-on-Toast

[Tokyo-Saint]

DPS didn't respond to any tweets so I gave up - he is presumed dead under suspicious circumstances.

[Unbelievable Jeff]

You cant keep a good/obsessed man down it seems!

 

It seems you're proof of that.

 

So if you think I am this other poster, why don't you prove it? Be nice to see you actually put your money where your mouth is. But no, you won't, cow as is the raison d'etre for Glasgow Saint, you are yet again talking absolute bull****!

[Unbelievable Jeff]

We need details and evidence Jeff. Then we will talk about prices and punishments. Also, pics of your wife/girlfriend to tide us over while we are doing that.

 

How do you direct to a specific post in a thread?

[buctootim]

How do you direct to a specific post in a thread?

 

You've got pics of your wife in a thread? Ooh, nice. Is it Charlotte Church?

[Unbelievable Jeff]

You've got pics of your wife in a thread? Ooh, nice. Is it Charlotte Church?

 

Ha, lol, I'm not putting pics of my missus up, she would not be happy...