Spy-gate\Cheating Response Songs for next season...

[Matthew Le God]

On 04/06/2026 at 14:20, mikec said:

"Tonda Eckert woo-oh,

Tonda Eckert woo-oo-oh,

He spies on everyone,

He breaks regulation 127.1"

EFL regulation 127.1 All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?' Is that entirely relevant? I mean, here we are, in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars!

Edited June 6 by Matthew Le God

[St. Ciervo]

Not my generation, but tune is Billie Eilish "Bad Guy".  Brass ready version by Interrupters "Bad Guy".

So youre a sad guy

Caught us cheating mad guy

Just cant get enough guy

Chest always so puffed guy

Im that bad type

Make your owner sad type

Spy on practice on time 

Using intern fall guys

 

Im the bad guy,

Duh

Edited June 8 by St. Ciervo

[mss636]

Let it Go, Let it Go

Yes we got caught spying

Let it Go, Let it Go,

But we can still hear you crying

We’re rent free, in your heads

So just move on

You bottled it again anyway!

[WinglessWonder]

On 06/06/2026 at 05:32, Matthew Le God said:

EFL regulation 127.1 All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?' Is that entirely relevant? I mean, here we are, in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars!

I'll happily respect the red dwarf reference! 😁

[WinglessWonder]

To the tune of "Blowing in the wind"

How do we know if Hayden Hackney is fit?

How can we tell if he plays?

The answer of course is to send our new intern

To watch them train from the golf course.

 

I reckon that could work! 😁

[gio1saints]

I’m confident that the Saints media team will be told not to do anything to potentially upset the League or FA further……BUT they really could have a lot of gentle fun this season on the topic of “SPYING”. Especially if it was done discretely so that it’s not immediately apparent. Everything looks normal except they’ve put in some “ Easter eggs” for those who know how to look. 

The announcement and ceremonial unveiling of new players could be via binocular vision / done in disguises, player interviews could take place secretively from behind trees at Staplewood, the stadium announcers could add a selection of James Bond themes.

Id laugh if the team ran out to the classic bond theme each week. The names Bree, James Bree…😂
 

 

Edited yesterday at 08:25 by gio1saints

[West Dean FC Legend]

A tee-shirt I'll make next season

Next Season | David-Design

[Turkish]

Father’s Day card 

[Dman]

1 hour ago, gio1saints said:

I’m confident that the Saints media team will be told not to do anything to potentially upset the League or FA further……BUT they really could have a lot of gentle fun this season on the topic of “SPYING”. Especially if it was done discretely so that it’s not immediately apparent. Everything looks normal except they’ve put in some “ Easter eggs” for those who know how to look. 

The announcement and ceremonial unveiling of new players could be via binocular vision / done in disguises, player interviews could take place secretively from behind trees at Staplewood, the stadium announcers could add a selection of James Bond themes.

Id laugh if the team ran out to the classic bond theme each week. The names Bree, James Bree…😂
 

 

Not sure Dragan would be best pleased with the club taking the piss out of a situation that's cost him £200m 

[Lord Duckhunter]

You know exactly what it’ll be, the cringiest pony. “We are Southampton, we spy when  we want”. Peak nod when you’ve actually been punished for it, but they’ll know the tune and some of our chumps will think it’s funny. 

[Secret Site Agent]

On 15/06/2026 at 10:44, Dman said:

Not sure Dragan would be best pleased with the club taking the piss out of a situation that's cost him £200m 

I dont know though.

 

The way he was in his statement, and the way we are bullishly pushing ahead, getting the sponsors on board, getting the signings in, supporting Tonde, (which I though he would go the other way), I get the feeling he is MIGHTELY PISSED OFF with the EFL, and has decided to give a big FUCK YOU to them by making sure we get promoted.

Also, at any opportunity where impropriety might raise its head from other teams, he'll/the club will, be straight on the phone to the EFL.  We will have to be squeaky clean, as we will be under a microscope, but we'll happily grass....i mean inform the EFL of wrong doing.  And even a minor infraction, they will have to act now. Which'll take some of the fun out of the game on the pitch, and all eyes will be on the off field shenanigans.

 

The way there was a lot of backlash and everyone condemning us BEFORE the sanction,  and then we were kicked out of the play off, they all suddenly having sympathy for us now, believing the punishment doesn't fit the crime, (Chelsea and Man City being mentioned in the same breath,) and started to feel a little sorry for us, I think is fuelling his anger and he sees the only revenge being promotion.

He'll even be there at the Saints/Middleborough game singing the chants with us, (You would wonder).

 

And I guess our way of working through this will be to sing back at the travelling fans and put their songs to bed.

 

Just my take, of course.

Edited 1 hour ago by Secret Site Agent

[Saint Garrett]

He's in your Heedddge, in your heeeddggee, WILL SALT WILL SALT WILL SALT SALT SALT...