hasper57saint Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 Just to raise a smile on a another(Pointsless) Sunday Barack.............I screwed up McGoldbrick.......I'm 'See Rap' Wotte..............I really don't have a clue Drew................We can't win them all (Fan in reply.. You can't win any!) BWP.................I won't take my pay this week (or next) Boss Mule................Oh! It's those white posts with the net is it? Now. You are invited to do some Ruperts or Wildes or anyone connected with Saints. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/images/icons/icon7.gifhttp://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/images/icons/icon6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 How about : Wotte ...........No Rupert Poortvliet........It's 4-4-2 today boys Lowe..............I could be wrong you know Mule..............That £200k bonus , I'm too embarrassed to take it Burley.............Not for me thanks I'm on the wagon Walcott...........God I wish I'd never left the Saints Dyer...............I'm desperate to spend my entire career at Southampton Skacel............Money means nothing to me , I'm here for the love of the game Barclay's..........Dispatch a lorry load of cash to the Saints at once! Powell.............I'm fully fit Jermaine W......The fans loved me at that club BWP...............My dads so proud of me BWP...............My brother's so jealous of me Wilde..............Our aim is to at least reach the play-off positions this season :smt082 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milkybarkid Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 Wotte: I'm really no good at this management lark, you know Lowe: I've badly let everyone down JP: Hold on lads, I've got an idea..... Dyer: I'll just put this purse and phone back in this barmaid's handbag... Skacel: Bugger the Bundesliga! I'm here to stay... Askham, Wilde, Richards et al: No, Rupert! Burley: No scotch for me, Jason. A lemon barley water'll do... DMG: I'm only good enough to be an occasional sub.. Wotte: David's only good enough to be an occasional sub... Itchen: We love you Rupert, we do Mr Allen: I'd love to resurrect another takeover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 'I resign'. R Lowe. Anything at all. M Wilde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 Lowe:there is only one thing left to do Hara-Kiri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 Captain of the Titanic - via a seance - "Thanks Rupert,at last I'm no longer the most hated man in the history of Southampton". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 February, 2009 Share Posted 15 February, 2009 Saintlee: They have the internet in Hull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Harry; Yeah, I admit I did royally shaft every club and its fans once I realised there weren't no more transfer money and I could earn better somewhere else anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Lowe - Transfers are none of my business, I just sign the cheques. Wilde - No, I'll make my own decisions thanks Wotte - 2 draws and a defeat is a poor start. We don't seem to be improving at all. Redknapp - The players here are brilliant, I just can't get the best out of them. Northam - There's only one Ian Branfoot Chapel - Anything at all. Skacel - Rupert and Mike are like older brothers to me. Powell - Actually, my knee feels fine BWP - So I sprung the offside trap, rounded the 'keeper and finished off the 1-on-1 with a tap in. Rasiak - It's not fair. No matter how much I run my a**e off, I can't seem to score. Le Tiss - Sh*t, I don't think I've got enough Weight Watcher points left for this salad. Hammill - I think I need to work on my step overs a bit more. Kachloul - Money isn't important to me, I just want to play for Saints. Pahars - Play up Pompey! Beattie - Actually, I don't fancy a muffin right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Thomas7 Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Lowe - I think its best for everyone if I leave Wilde - I never go back on my word Wotte - I'm not really much better than the other bloke am I? Poortveilt - Maybe we should start just hoofing it up the field rather than try to walk it into the net... McGoldrick - I've been **** lately, I should probably sit this one out gaffer... BWP - Oh!! Now I understand the offside rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Lowe - Transfers are none of my business, I just sign the cheques. Wilde - No, I'll make my own decisions thanks Wotte - 2 draws and a defeat is a poor start. We don't seem to be improving at all. Redknapp - The players here are brilliant, I just can't get the best out of them. Northam - There's only one Ian Branfoot Chapel - Anything at all. Skacel - Rupert and Mike are like older brothers to me. Powell - Actually, my knee feels fine BWP - So I sprung the offside trap, rounded the 'keeper and finished off the 1-on-1 with a tap in. Rasiak - It's not fair. No matter how much I run my a**e off, I can't seem to score. Le Tiss - Sh*t, I don't think I've got enough Weight Watcher points left for this salad. Hammill - I think I need to work on my step overs a bit more. Kachloul - Money isn't important to me, I just want to play for Saints. Pahars - Play up Pompey! Beattie - Actually, I don't fancy a muffin right now. Inspired genius Arizona :-) As well as many of the others on this thread who have cheered up my evening. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Words you seldom hear.... "Hey, Torbay mate, that scanner I was looking for....Finally found it. You should have a picture of that Morgan article to post any minute now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Saints Fans: I am prepared to give that Wotte chap a fair crack of the whip before I pass judgement on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Saints Fans: I am prepared to give that Wotte chap a fair crack of the whip before I pass judgement on him like we did with JP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 Rupert Lowe: "I've listened carefully to the fans, and consequently I'm leaving the club". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 like we did with JP Exactly. And like we did with Strachan, as I recall. You don't know who is good and bad from 4 games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 After long and careful consideration I have come to the logical conclusion that in the absence of any investment coming from any quarter we have to stick by Lowe and Wotte at least until the end of the season. Any further protest that may or may not have a negative impact on the players or has a negative impact on the club financially and damaging effect on its profile in the media must cease. We as supporters all need to go back to what we are good at, namely throwing all our support behind the team and revoking on our petty promises to stay away / attend away games only, until Lowe is removed from office as these actions will just as likely bring the club down as anything Lowe can or won't do. If and when there is a credible alternative to Lowe in the public domain then we can throw our support behind that but in the meantime our sole ficus should be supporting the club unconditionally and keeping it out of administration at all costs. - Stanley and those of equally unbalanced views or abusive responses to any post other than kick Lowe out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 17 February, 2009 Share Posted 17 February, 2009 John McGrath,Jim Steele,Brian O'Neil or Mark Dennis: .."nah,sorry can't be bothered really,think I'll stay in and have a cup of tea instead.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 18 February, 2009 Share Posted 18 February, 2009 (edited) After long and careful consideration I have come to the logical conclusion that in the absence of any investment coming from any quarter we have to stick by Lowe and Wotte at least until the end of the season. Any further protest that may or may not have a negative impact on the players or has a negative impact on the club financially and damaging effect on its profile in the media must cease. We as supporters all need to go back to what we are good at, namely throwing all our support behind the team and revoking on our petty promises to stay away / attend away games only, until Lowe is removed from office as these actions will just as likely bring the club down as anything Lowe can or won't do. If and when there is a credible alternative to Lowe in the public domain then we can throw our support behind that but in the meantime our sole ficus should be supporting the club unconditionally and keeping it out of administration at all costs. - Stanley and those of equally unbalanced views or abusive responses to any post other than kick Lowe out. Please do not call Stanley and others who disagree with you "unbalanced." We are perfectly entitled to our views without being called unbalanced. Tell me - how many milliseconds did your "long and careful consideration" take that Lowe and Wilde are the best option? In every post you make the same point indicating a lack of doubt. To be so one sided in your opinions would indicate to me that you did not give full consideration to all the arguments of the anti Lowe views. Edited 18 February, 2009 by Tamesaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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