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Just to raise a smile on a another(Pointsless) Sunday

 

Barack.............I screwed up

McGoldbrick.......I'm 'See Rap'

Wotte..............I really don't have a clue

Drew................We can't win them all (Fan in reply.. You can't win any!)

BWP.................I won't take my pay this week (or next) Boss

Mule................Oh! It's those white posts with the net is it?

 

Now. You are invited to do some Ruperts or Wildes or anyone connected with Saints.

 

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How about :

 

Wotte ...........No Rupert

Poortvliet........It's 4-4-2 today boys

Lowe..............I could be wrong you know

Mule..............That £200k bonus , I'm too embarrassed to take it

Burley.............Not for me thanks I'm on the wagon

Walcott...........God I wish I'd never left the Saints

Dyer...............I'm desperate to spend my entire career at Southampton

Skacel............Money means nothing to me , I'm here for the love of the game

Barclay's..........Dispatch a lorry load of cash to the Saints at once!

Powell.............I'm fully fit

Jermaine W......The fans loved me at that club

BWP...............My dads so proud of me

BWP...............My brother's so jealous of me

Wilde..............Our aim is to at least reach the play-off positions this season :smt082

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Wotte: I'm really no good at this management lark, you know

 

Lowe: I've badly let everyone down

 

JP: Hold on lads, I've got an idea.....

 

Dyer: I'll just put this purse and phone back in this barmaid's handbag...

 

Skacel: Bugger the Bundesliga! I'm here to stay...

 

Askham, Wilde, Richards et al: No, Rupert!

 

Burley: No scotch for me, Jason. A lemon barley water'll do...

 

DMG: I'm only good enough to be an occasional sub..

 

Wotte: David's only good enough to be an occasional sub...

 

Itchen: We love you Rupert, we do

 

Mr Allen: I'd love to resurrect another takeover

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Lowe - Transfers are none of my business, I just sign the cheques.

Wilde - No, I'll make my own decisions thanks

Wotte - 2 draws and a defeat is a poor start. We don't seem to be improving at all.

Redknapp - The players here are brilliant, I just can't get the best out of them.

Northam - There's only one Ian Branfoot

Chapel - Anything at all.

Skacel - Rupert and Mike are like older brothers to me.

Powell - Actually, my knee feels fine

BWP - So I sprung the offside trap, rounded the 'keeper and finished off the 1-on-1 with a tap in.

Rasiak - It's not fair. No matter how much I run my a**e off, I can't seem to score.

Le Tiss - Sh*t, I don't think I've got enough Weight Watcher points left for this salad.

Hammill - I think I need to work on my step overs a bit more.

Kachloul - Money isn't important to me, I just want to play for Saints.

Pahars - Play up Pompey!

Beattie - Actually, I don't fancy a muffin right now.

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Lowe - I think its best for everyone if I leave

Wilde - I never go back on my word

Wotte - I'm not really much better than the other bloke am I?

Poortveilt - Maybe we should start just hoofing it up the field rather than try to walk it into the net...

McGoldrick - I've been **** lately, I should probably sit this one out gaffer...

BWP - Oh!! Now I understand the offside rule!

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Lowe - Transfers are none of my business, I just sign the cheques.

Wilde - No, I'll make my own decisions thanks

Wotte - 2 draws and a defeat is a poor start. We don't seem to be improving at all.

Redknapp - The players here are brilliant, I just can't get the best out of them.

Northam - There's only one Ian Branfoot

Chapel - Anything at all.

Skacel - Rupert and Mike are like older brothers to me.

Powell - Actually, my knee feels fine

BWP - So I sprung the offside trap, rounded the 'keeper and finished off the 1-on-1 with a tap in.

Rasiak - It's not fair. No matter how much I run my a**e off, I can't seem to score.

Le Tiss - Sh*t, I don't think I've got enough Weight Watcher points left for this salad.

Hammill - I think I need to work on my step overs a bit more.

Kachloul - Money isn't important to me, I just want to play for Saints.

Pahars - Play up Pompey!

Beattie - Actually, I don't fancy a muffin right now.

 

Inspired genius Arizona :-)

 

As well as many of the others on this thread who have cheered up my evening. Cheers!

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After long and careful consideration I have come to the logical conclusion that in the absence of any investment coming from any quarter we have to stick by Lowe and Wotte at least until the end of the season. Any further protest that may or may not have a negative impact on the players or has a negative impact on the club financially and damaging effect on its profile in the media must cease. We as supporters all need to go back to what we are good at, namely throwing all our support behind the team and revoking on our petty promises to stay away / attend away games only, until Lowe is removed from office as these actions will just as likely bring the club down as anything Lowe can or won't do. If and when there is a credible alternative to Lowe in the public domain then we can throw our support behind that but in the meantime our sole ficus should be supporting the club unconditionally and keeping it out of administration at all costs. - Stanley and those of equally unbalanced views or abusive responses to any post other than kick Lowe out.

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After long and careful consideration I have come to the logical conclusion that in the absence of any investment coming from any quarter we have to stick by Lowe and Wotte at least until the end of the season. Any further protest that may or may not have a negative impact on the players or has a negative impact on the club financially and damaging effect on its profile in the media must cease. We as supporters all need to go back to what we are good at, namely throwing all our support behind the team and revoking on our petty promises to stay away / attend away games only, until Lowe is removed from office as these actions will just as likely bring the club down as anything Lowe can or won't do. If and when there is a credible alternative to Lowe in the public domain then we can throw our support behind that but in the meantime our sole ficus should be supporting the club unconditionally and keeping it out of administration at all costs. - Stanley and those of equally unbalanced views or abusive responses to any post other than kick Lowe out.

 

 

Please do not call Stanley and others who disagree with you "unbalanced." We are perfectly entitled to our views without being called unbalanced.

 

Tell me - how many milliseconds did your "long and careful consideration" take that Lowe and Wilde are the best option? In every post you make the same point indicating a lack of doubt. To be so one sided in your opinions would indicate to me that you did not give full consideration to all the arguments of the anti Lowe views.

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