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...From the BBC website.

 

Robinho is crazy for public transport

"Robinho on the bus goes round and round."

Man City fans celebrate Robinho's shopping trip on the bus.

 

"Knight fever, Knight fever - he knows where the goal is."

Rushden supporters serenade Leon Knight, to the tune of the Bee Gees' Night Fever. Sadly it was good-Knight soon afterwards when the striker was sacked.

 

"He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane."

Liverpool salute their short-stay striker.

 

"John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew."

Villa fans to their striker after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club.

 

"Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh, Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh,

His name suggests he's holy, he's gonna beat your goalie!"

On-loan striker Simon Church is heralded by the Leyton Orient faithful.

 

"Leighton Baines - I bet you think this song is about you."

Everton fans, to the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon.

 

"There's only one Vince Grella, ella, ella, hey, hey, hey."

Heard at Blackburn-Wigan to the tune of Umbrella by Rihanna.

 

"C.A.M.P.O!"

Ipswich fans to Ivan Campo, to the tune of Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O.

 

"Don't you wish your midfield had Kompany?"

Man City fans serenade Vincent Kompany, to the tune of the kittencat Dolls' Don't Cha.

 

"Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Konstantopoulos - he swam away, to Cardiff bay."

Cardiff fans salute their on-loan goalkeeper, to the tune of Karma Chameleon.

 

"Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva, when they're on the pitch, we don't know which is which, Viva da Silva!"

Man Utd supporters on the debut of Fabio da Silva, twin brother of Rafael.

 

"Your car's too fast for you!"

Derby fans to Ronaldo before the Carling Cup semi-final second leg - days after he had totalled his Ferrari.

 

"Get your mascot off the pitch!"

AFC Hornchurch fans to Peterborough's pint-sized midfielder Dean Keates.

 

The yolk was on Kirk

"Shall we poach an egg for you?"

Aberdeen supporters to Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot, injured when an egg exploded in his microwave.

 

"Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh,

Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh,

He's better than Zidane,

He's got a perma-tan."

Sung by AFC Wimbledon fans to the bronzed Tom Davis.

 

"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"

Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'.

 

"Speroni, whoah-oh-oh,

Speroni, whoah-oh-oh

He's got a ponytail,

His name is like an ale."

Crystal Palace fans to keeper Julian Speroni.

 

"For he's a jolly good Vela!"

Arsenal fans salute Carlos Vela at the Emirates.

 

"Fahey's a jolly good fellow."

 

"He's going green in a minute!"

Sang at Arsenal v Porto whenever Porto's Hulk touched the ball.

 

"We love our Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny,

Baldy Headed Warren Feeney."

Northern Ireland fans, to the tune of Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

 

"Where's your hair at?"

Basement Jaxx adaptation for Djibril Cisse, heard at Man City v Sunderland.

 

"Whoh-oh Theo Walcott, Theo, Theo Walcott. He's an Englishman at Arsenal."

Arsenal fans to the tune of Sting's Englishman In New York.

 

"Allan, Allan McGregor, he couldn't handle his Stella!"

To the tune of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. Sung by Scotland supporters in the pub after the Iceland game, when MacGregor was banned for drinking.

 

"Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, Car-los Cueller,

Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, deed-dum, Car-los Cueller,

He's 6ft 3 with curly hair, and goofy teeth but we don't care,

He's Carlos Cueller, the Villa centre-half!"

To the tune of the animals went in two-by-two.

 

MANAGERS' SPECIALS

 

"You should have stayed on the telly!"

Liverpool fans to Alan Shearer.

 

I think you'll find there's two!

"There's only one Spanish waiter!"

Middlesbrough fans to Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez after going 2-0 up.

 

"Wooooooooooaaaaaah, Temuri Ketsbaia!!"

To the tune of Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon, sung by fans of Anorthasis Famagusta to their former manager.

 

"He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking, Rafa's cracking up!"

Manchester United fans to Liverpool boss Benitez following his rant at Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

"Rafa's cracking up!"

Ironic Liverpool fans during the 4-1 thumping of United.

 

"You're not special anymore!"

Manchester United fans to Jose Mourinho after knocking Inter Milan out of the Champions League.

 

"Sit down Pinocchio!"

Chant by Spurs supporters to Gareth Southgate.

 

"He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear!"

Newcastle fans laud their portly boss.

 

"You let your language down!"

Arsenal fans to phony Dutchman Steve McClaren during their Champions League qualifier.

 

BEST OF THE REST

"You're just a s*** Chas & Dave!"

Spurs fans to Liam Gallagher about him and Noel during Tottenham-Man City game.

 

Oasis? Yer 'avin a giraffe!

"You don't know what you're doing!"

Leeds fans at Derby to a supporter who proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch.

 

"Bees up, Luton down!"

Brentford supporters goad Luton, to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown.

 

"You're going home in a police car!"

Kingstonian fans to the visiting police officers in the stand for the Whitstable game.

 

"Your mum does your laundry!"

AFC Wimbledon supporters to university side Team Bath.

 

"Lino, lino give us a goal!"

Watford fans at the Madejski Stadium. In the reverse fixture, Reading were awarded the goal that never was.

 

"Does your butler know you're here?"

Southend supporters to Chelsea counterparts.

 

"I'd rather be a teapot than a Kettle!"

Darlington fans to referee Trevor Kettle during the Barnet game.

 

"If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands."

Sung by Peterborough fans at Leicester's Walkers' Stadium.

 

"You're going down with the Woolworths!"

Ebbsfleet fans to Weymouth during their 1-0 win.

 

"We are the Potters, the rip-roaring potters, back in the Prem where Pulis got us, so come on everybody let's keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up!"

'Pottermouth's' Stoke rap to the tune of Eminem's Real Slim Shady.

 

"We're only here for the shot put."

Leeds fans while 4-1 down to Rotherham at the Don Valley Stadium (originally built for athletics).

 

"You only live round the corner!"

Fulham fans to Man Utd during the 2-0 win

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i like the Man Utd to Park song..

 

"Park Park wherever you may be. You eat dogs in your own country" :-)

 

Is it not

 

"Park Park what ever your name may be,

You eat dogs in your home country,

But it could be worse, you could be scouse,

Eating rats in your council house?"

 

:-)

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i like the Man Utd to Park song..

 

"Park Park wherever you may be. You eat dogs in your own country" :-)

 

'It could be worse, he could be scouse, eating rats in his council house'

 

Amusing little number from United fans.

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"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"

Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'.

 

Thats been sung at every club Zamora has played for!

 

And dont get me started on the Pinocchio one on there... FFS.

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They are all rubbish and were clearly never actually sung, but one bloke shouted them and then a 14 year old heard and sent them to the BBC.

 

Most of them aren't even close to being funny/original anyway.

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I quite liked

 

"Stand up, if you've got swine flu" from the last game of the season.

 

"There's only one Vicky Pollard" at Millwall in '05

 

"There's only one Gordon Ramsey" sung at Norwich fans a couple of years ago.

 

"Burley for Scotland" during a terrible first half against Hull 2 years ago.

then

"Burley for England" when we went 4-0 up in the second half.

 

from Saints fans.

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Exeter away in League Cup - "Sternnn Johhnnnn, Sternnnn Johnnnn, who needs Ronaldo when you've got Stern John"

 

I liked that at the time.

 

From a long way back but still fresh in my mind..

 

'who needs Cantona when we've got Benali'

 

my fave of those quoted...

 

"You're just a s*** Chas & Dave!"

Spurs fans to Liam Gallagher about him and Noel during Tottenham-Man City game.

 

well, even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.

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during the petrol shortage to Newcastle fans when we went 2-0 up c2000

"what a waste of petrol"

 

From way back when, early 90's, Matt Le Tiss and Bryan Gunn then Norwich keeper go for a ball and end up rolling around together on the floor laughing, Milton started singing "Bryans got a hardon"

 

To Brighton fans "does your boyfriend know your here?"

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