When I went to to the toilet I accidentally cr apped on my work shirt.

It still whiffs a bit. I smell of s hit and its very embarassing when collegues come to my desk to talk. Hopefully they just think I've farted, but the fart has lingered for 7 hours so far.

Should I go home?

Post a picture of your crap stained shirt.

your co- workers probably can't distinguish the difference in smell eminating from you to the other 4 days of the working week.

This place is getting worse than Viz.

can you not suck it out

can you not suck it out

Six words I use more than any others.

I'd like to hear the tale of how you managed to sh*t on your shirt.

I used to **** on my tie. Now I walk around with my tie thrown over my tie.

Go skins for the afternoon! I would, could, should

Next time it happens, just sh*t on the sole of one of your shoes. Then leave the shoe by your desk, claim you trod in dog muck and blame the smell on that.

It still whiffs a bit. I smell of s hit and its very embarassing when collegues come to my desk to talk. Hopefully they just think I've farted, but the fart has lingered for 7 hours so far.

 

Should I go home?

Ask for a transfer to the Skatesmuff office - you'll blend in perfectly there.

Or alternatively tell everybody you are trying to scare off the office woofter by letting him know that your butthole is not a nice place to visit. The office girls will go crazy for you at your manliness and excuse the smell as some form of primeval super sexually charged musk!!

Job done .... see what I did there!!

Oh god forgot about this! I just put it in the wash so no photos. It stank really bad all afternoon.

I used to **** on my tie. Now I walk around with my tie thrown over my tie.

you wear two ties?

you wear two ties?

Hahahahaha, brilliant.