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When I went to to the toilet I accidentally cr apped on my work shirt.


Draino76
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It still whiffs a bit. I smell of s hit and its very embarassing when collegues come to my desk to talk. Hopefully they just think I've farted, but the fart has lingered for 7 hours so far.

 

Should I go home?

 

Ask for a transfer to the Skatesmuff office - you'll blend in perfectly there.

 

Or alternatively tell everybody you are trying to scare off the office woofter by letting him know that your butthole is not a nice place to visit. The office girls will go crazy for you at your manliness and excuse the smell as some form of primeval super sexually charged musk!!

 

Job done .... see what I did there!!

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