Draino76 Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 It still whiffs a bit. I smell of s hit and its very embarassing when collegues come to my desk to talk. Hopefully they just think I've farted, but the fart has lingered for 7 hours so far. Should I go home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 Post a picture of your crap stained shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 your co- workers probably can't distinguish the difference in smell eminating from you to the other 4 days of the working week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 This place is getting worse than Viz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 can you not suck it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 can you not suck it out Six words I use more than any others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 5 August, 2011 Share Posted 5 August, 2011 I'd like to hear the tale of how you managed to sh*t on your shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 August, 2011 Share Posted 10 August, 2011 I used to **** on my tie. Now I walk around with my tie thrown over my tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 10 August, 2011 Share Posted 10 August, 2011 Go skins for the afternoon! I would, could, should Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 10 August, 2011 Share Posted 10 August, 2011 Next time it happens, just sh*t on the sole of one of your shoes. Then leave the shoe by your desk, claim you trod in dog muck and blame the smell on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 August, 2011 Share Posted 11 August, 2011 It still whiffs a bit. I smell of s hit and its very embarassing when collegues come to my desk to talk. Hopefully they just think I've farted, but the fart has lingered for 7 hours so far. Should I go home? Ask for a transfer to the Skatesmuff office - you'll blend in perfectly there. Or alternatively tell everybody you are trying to scare off the office woofter by letting him know that your butthole is not a nice place to visit. The office girls will go crazy for you at your manliness and excuse the smell as some form of primeval super sexually charged musk!! Job done .... see what I did there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 11 August, 2011 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2011 Oh god forgot about this! I just put it in the wash so no photos. It stank really bad all afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 11 August, 2011 Share Posted 11 August, 2011 I used to **** on my tie. Now I walk around with my tie thrown over my tie. you wear two ties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 19 August, 2011 Share Posted 19 August, 2011 you wear two ties? Hahahahaha, brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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