Dark Munster

887 by Yorkshire at the end of the 19th century is the county record. Surrey currently on 796-6

Nobody else likes it either. Just Hants luck they play against the weakest team having to bowl with a tennis ball. Maybe twice since they play them again soon. Using this ball for some matches, along with playing some teams once and others twice, makes county cricket championship Mickey Mouse.

One of the very rare trades to or from Spurs that we didn’t get ripped off. Quality player. Amazing he didn’t leave after we got relegated. I’m sure most of us wish him the best with his new club.

Ignore all of that. None of those apply to mad dogs or Englishmen.

Good grief. In charge of selling? Maybe Dragan said to him “you’ve lost me hundreds of millions through your idiocy. So now you need to get some of my money back, you <Serbian for tosser>”.

Rasmus.

Yeah that stood out like a neon flashing light. I only hope by "advisor" he means he is just humouring that drooling moron, and he either ignores whatever advice Ramsus gives him, or passes it on to Spors telling him what not to do.

Actually the weather in Florida is awful, unless you like oppressive heat and crushing humidity. Not to mention bugs the size of bats. San Diego has great weather most of the year. One of the reasons I moved here donkeys years ago!

Will those beans help him grow taller?

😉 I'm glad my subtle joke didn't go waste!

I’d prefer we keep Paul. Like AA, he has a good record against non-PL defenses. We can’t rely on Stewart staying fit, and need another target man. I reckon he would be big for us in the championship.

I only watched the last 10 minutes. Appalling. I'm glad I missed the previous 80 minutes. Southgate out!!

Yes, the idiots who hired him.

That's the good news. The bad news is I heard a rumour that your club is considering hiring Rasmus Ankersen as Director of Football.

The first thing Lowe did when he came back was to sack a perfectly good manager in Pearson (appointed by Wilde, so he couldn't have that), and replace him with the "revolutionary new coaching set up" consisting of two non-league level jokers. He then took us into administration a few days after the cut off date ensuring the 10 point deduction would apply the next season in L1, rather than a few days earlier which have made the points deduction not carry over (we were going down anyway).