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And if you want any indication of how lazy many sports journalists are, and how little they know about our team, check out the BBC's squad selector for SFC. You can pick (among others) from the following: Le Tissier, Lundekvam, Viafara, Makin... Idiakez, Mettomo, Kaland, Ostlund, Pericard, Iain Pearce, Fatty Hammill etc etc. Only name missing is A Dia

Shurely it's worth playing Stoke simply for the chance to wind up Ricardo Fuller?

The more the rest of the world expects us to fail the better. If we're playing the kids then keeping the pressure off is just what the doctor ordered. And that also means we the fans have to get behind them as much as possible, never mind what anyone thinks of the chairman. Anyone caught booing at any time in the first few months should be given a good slap.

As I said before... With Morgan Schneiderlin The Saints are gonna win He's got the class to kick your arse He's Morgan Schneiderlin Ohhhhhhhh.... Schneiderlin Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin Oh what fun it is to watch him help Southampton win, Oh Schneiderlin Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin He comes from France, 'Allo 'Allo And he'll kick your ****ing head in Repeat ad infinitum Still better than Spiderman theme tune IMO - but fear not I'm used to being in the minority