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I’m really fucking annoyed that AA didn’t balloon that one. Nothing should be allowed to distract from what an abject shitshow that was.

If Spors is going back to the German market for more bargains there’s a bloke called Kane who seems to be on a bit of a run

What have we done to deserve this?

All this stuff about new players and time to settle in bollocks really gets my goat. That was objectively terrible. We were fucking lame. They had a sub keeper on after 20 mins in a derby and we didn’t make him make a proper save. We were toothless, lumping it up to the little man, no imagination or guile, boring to watch. The atmosphere around the ground beforehand and during the match was great. But I hope the players and the manager know they let the fans down. We’ll get better. But that wasn’t good enough.

We stole all your food We stole all your food We are Southampton We stole all your food Who gives a fuck what the Pompey scum say or think. Let’s get down there nice and early on Sunday, flares-banners-welcoming party for the coach-whatever, bring the hostility and fucking smash them. And let’s do it for everyone, including Rivers’ Dad.

Agree with that for now. JayRob has got brilliant balance and excellent feet - really could go a long way. But Dibling had something else - the ability to go past people like they’re not there. If he can build that up, and deal with the mentality side of the game, he really could be world class. If.

Finally got someone to replace Stuart Armstrong’s hair. Mads was an upgrade but this is the real deal.

lol at blaming Baz for that free kick going in still a disappointing result

If we do end up getting both Azaz and Fellows in for roughly half a Dibling, that’s really good business. Would have loved Tyler and Matty to stay but it was never going to happen. That’s football, innit?

Should’ve hit it harder. Sack the board.

Haven’t seen enough of Rak-Sakyi to have a view and not that bothered what he did on loan at Sheff Utd (see Kane’s multiple underwhelming loans before he became world class). But if one of the many things we were lacking in the Prem was any physical presence is Rak-Sak seen as an upgrade on Edozie (and Sam Amo) on that score ?

Maybe start George Long at Norwich tomorrow just for lols. He should know which way to dive for the inevitable pens. And we have a ready made song for him.

Has everyone been spending too much time drinking beer in the sun?

No need. You play that role well already

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy4dwj9wpyxo When we sell Tyler for 45m we should spend less than half that on Jonathan Rowe. Job done. He’ll probably go to the Prem but still. We could do with a fighter.

I propose a new Bazunu song to the tune of Liverpool’s Chiesa song, because 1/. to be fair to the bin dippers it’s a great tune 2/. it’ll piss off all the Baz haters on here You can hear them crying in Pompey Gavin Bazunu, he’s quality One chat with Captain Jack and he said ciao Fuck off Portsmouth, I’m Southampton now Na na na na na na na - nah nah nah (Etc and jump around a lot)

Same shit different day. Next season please

This Spors bloke better be a miracle worker. And not let anyone else have any say in who our next manager is. Today was - again -dire.

Not sure. Fifteen minutes. Anything could happen.

At least we can concentrate on the league now. Really focus on securing 20th place.

Yep. If we lose nearly all our games and sell nearly all our promising young players, it does raise quite a profound philosophical question: What’s the fucking point?

Plough that with your fucking tractor 🚜

Why would it break their spirit? No one would expect them to win, which wouldn’t matter because we’re losing every week anyway.

Sam Amo, O’Brien Whitmarsh, even Ballard. Play Sulemana, Fernandes, Dibling when fit, Archer, buy a couple in readiness for next season, recall Edwards if we could, and get rid of the old guard who are mentally broken. Start again.

Absolutely disgraceful. Play the kids for the rest of the season and get rid of these in the summer. Complete shower.