StuRomseySaint

Yes, he had his car torched on numerous occasions and taken a few kickings. Me, Denzil and a few others were at his 'leaving party' and playing a game called. 'How far can you kick a pint glass into the car park' and 'smash as many things as possibleathon' , the landlord took exception to this game, which is what kicked it all off. First pub imposed with a closure order in Hampshire though, certainly one of my proud moments in life.

I had a fight once with the old Landlord of the Luzborough house which turned into a massive brawl, serious enough for the police to shut the pub down for a '24 hour calling off period' , the first pub in Hampshire to have such a thing imposed. Go me.

I was there very shortly, I was not making friends with the OB, I was negotiating my release, as I could see the pub getting more and more full of TMS gimps and knew I had to make a move, and quick.

Now you and the rest of the mongos from here are going to the 3 guineas, I will be sure to avoid it like the plague. Denzil, you are banned, therefore your opinion is worthless. In the eyes of Saintsweb and Steve Grant, you are scum.

OK, Sunday it is then, no excuses for everyone to get a glimpse of the SRS cutting the shapes. It was filmed about 3 weeks ago actually. Hence why it is possible for me to be in 2 places at once. :cool:

Yes, that is exactly were it was filmed, decent night out, although it is rather tedious clapping like a seal every f*cking 2 minutes on call, also having to 'dance' to Rhianna and Pink, as if they were singing a song, when infact they were not even there! Having said that, I got to see some top totty pretty close up so all was not bad.

Friday: Day off, spot of shopping, pub at night. Saturday: Reading away, out for a meal in the evening followed by a club, it may also seem that I am in London, remember to look out for me in the Audience of Divas II on Saturday, ITV 8pm :cool: Sunday: Spot of DIY, round of Golf weather permitting. Not a bad weekend of events. You wish you were me.

Oh dear C*rpy, big mistake. I used to find out a few things about how your stadium plans are crap, that was from my old man who is a Director of a very large P*rtsmouth construction firm who initially were tendering for 'Pompey Village' , the old man still gets a few updates from the ITK'ers, and he said that revelopment of Fratton is about the only way you will get a new stadium. OOOoh go me! Secondly, I 'knew' someone who was involved in a few Saints potential deals ( and was very close to being Bournemouth Chairman before they found out he didn't actually have any money), sat next to him in a box at SMS a few times and had a decent chat, I fell for it hook line and sinker, even though I was getting the information first hand from the 'deal-maker' so to speak. I can't wait for you to join me on the gullable numpty step.

What is happening next Friday? That is double your estimated time. Who has egg fuu yung on their face? What's happening next Friday? The takeover or your stadium? I have been waiting all day to wind you up.

You don't know how long I have been waiting to get a post so I could reply to this. Are you that naive to think that an ex-serviceman has not donated to the RBL? If everyone gave a days wage then they would have raised millions, everyone else wouldn't expect something for it though would they? You say you paid £200 for the 2 shirts and try to say that if they were sold in the shop they would only fetch £60? Who are you trying to kid, £60 if it was just any shirt, but a players match shirt would fetch much more and you know it. The resale value of them shirts is more than £100 each and you know it. Ahhh, nice comment about all the people PM'ing you, that old chestnut. haha, how come nobody has posted on here? I notice you have retracted your offer of me calling you a c*nt to your face. One thing I would say is that of all the things I have been called in my life, 'small' and 'dwarf' are not too of them, so thanks, I am flattered. p.s - All that sniffing Lallanas man-sweat must have gone to your head, if you look at one of your posts only a couple above, it clearly states that you have bought 2 shirts. I hope you phoned Leighton and were made to look the mug you seem.

Yes Boj, thanks for the email, was in my spam email address, hence I didn't pick it up. Now, about this quote, it clearly states on that post that... " *The times shown may change, depending on DST settings " Surely this is the only reason, and we will shortly be having egg foo yung on our faces?

Boj, one of the super benefits of being a full member is that you can have access to the calender, so your thread is wasted as C*rp can't see what you are posting. Silly Boj

PM me on b-anter if you want to discuss this further face to face. You don't get it do you? I am not saying that I am not grateful to the club for doing the auction in previous years, what I am saying is that you are a c*nt. The reason I say that you are a c*nt is that your dissaproval of them not doing it, nothing to do with the lack of fundraiding for the RBL, but because you couldn't get your hands on a couple of sweaty shirts. This has been shown by the fact that you have donated a massive one days wage to get two shirts in return, pushing the club to let you have them... if you were that bothered about the RBL then you would have just donated the money and not expected anything back, especially an amount as small as a days wage. Unless you are on super-duper wages, then the resell value of them two shirts is more than you paid for them initially. Do you seriously think that I would be jealous of such a strange hobby/fetish. Anyway, I only get 3 posts a day, I am not wasting another one talking to a mong like you. By all means PM me on b-anter, I will let you know where I will be for the Plymouth game, you can come and buy me a pint as an apology for being such a dullard.

I don't have PM, Boj doesn't allow us to have them, as we are only 'registered users' I will happily bad mouth you to your face though. You are the one that is pathetic, having a go at the club for not doing the poppy appeal shirts, making out it is all about Rememberance day etc, when it has nothing to do with it. Why can't you just donate in the way that 99.9% of people do? As in, give a charity money from the goodness of your heart and not expect anything in return. If you want to collect used football shirts and dirty underwear, that's up to you, but don't try and make out that you are trying to donate money to the RBL, as an ex-serviceman who has been helped financially by the British Legion when I left the army, and actively raises money for them now, excuse me if I find it a little offensive.

Are you still going on? F*cking hell, if it isn't weird enough that you collect sweaty unwashed football shirts, you have to try and have a go about the poppy appeal SFC didn't do. Your reasons for wanting a Saints shirt have absolutely f*ck all to do with donating to the British Legion and everything to do with you satisfying your strange fetish. Stop trying to make it all about the poppy appeal, if that was the reason then you would donate money to them and not expect anything back for your troubles, in the same way that millions of people who donate to charity do. You are one disrespectful scrote. c*nt

All of Sales team apart from me and one other made redundant, with their jobs relocated, haven't been there long enough to get any significant payout, so decided to jump before being pushed, especially at this time of year.

F*ck , B*llocks, S*it. The Sports Auction is f*cking quality, you can pick up some seriously good stuff for next to nothing and then flog it straight back on ebay for 10 times the price you paid. Missed it - gutted. :-( P.S - All the best people went to Mountbatten. :-)

fish4 is the Daily Echo, mongtard. My advice would be splatter your CV on Monster, Total Jobs, Fish4 etc... let them come to you. Once thing I would say though if you do that, is be prepared for mongtards from agencies phoning you up zillions of times each day, offering you crap jobs which have absolutely no relevence to your CV or experience level. I f-cuking h-ate agencies... unfortunately lots of companies use them nowadays, so you have no choice but to use them.

Don't worry about it, I was still there, in the 'too fat' group me. :-(

I tend to shout 'Get in da hole' in an American Accent whenever we get a corner. At the back of 42 by the segregation, we tend to have a 'hero of the day' , who we will sing about all game, like Glen ****erill or similar. Generally the worst player we can think of. There was no 'hero of the day' on Saturday, so instead songs with the word 'c*nt' in were a preference. We also have a 'straw stealing competition' where we steal as many straws from the bar at half time as possible without getting caught, we count them during the second half and the person with the most, wins. Sometimes we smoke up the back, and often we sneak a beer up there, although one mate got arrested for it a couple of weeks ago so there's no drinking during the game at the moment. :-( All in all, I am quite possibly the most annoying person to sit near when at football. :-)

There was probably about 100 in the escort at the start, by the time the escort reached the stadium, there was apparantly only about 20 left, and they were the ones who were too old / too fat, to run. Policing at it's best it seems, they are obviously missing their PC P.

This is the second time you have not grasped onto treatment from the OB. From looking at them, it didn't seem as though the Police were simply saying " Hey guys, you seem really cool, so we are gonna march you to the ground the long way round, meaning you'll miss kick-off " , you make it sound like they were trying to do the Saints fans a favour. You said that about Swansea too, like it was acceptable for police to act on caution and not allow anyone from Southampton, in a minibus, anywhere near pub, and escorting them in and out of swansea. For some reason, both home and away police forces have taken to treating Saints fans like utter c*nts, might be a coincidence that the Soton F.I Officer has dissapeared. As for Stanley, I bet you're a great laugh in the pub.

They were Saints fans who had been drinking in that area of town. I can't shed any more light on this, as this is my 3rd post. :-)

Friday - Up the Bedes, got smashed. Saturday - Got even more smashed, can't remember the match, went back to pub after 50 minutes, can't remember much else. Got wet. Sunday - Finally put shed up, family over for tea. Liver Damage. 5/10

Do you sit near me and can you confirm if I was annoying? I probably was.