CB Fry

Precisely. Weve covered this before. Just poison the water supply. Crop spray poison across the whole of Namibia or Berkshire. Unleash an actual deadly virus. Absolute morons who think that this shit-show is some masterplan.

So you agree that Leeds United are a bigger club than Southampton? Yes? I have no idea why you are wanking on about training grounds when it is absolutely irrelevant.

Absolute forum gold. People still wriggling around to try and "prove" that Saints are bigger than Leeds United. Jesus wept.

I am guessing an age thing as Leeds haven't done a lot in the last twenty years. As others have said, it's not really a debate.

Christ knows how you find the strength to get out of bed in the morning. It must be absolutely exhausting being that pathetic. Viera can't be that much of a fan being that he had the opportunity to sign up him for nothing for the last four months.

So excited about all of these clubs becoming the biggest clubs in the world #buzzing

Newcastle have got a lot to do, and will be in the mix right until the end. But we are right in it, as was pretty obvious at the start of the season. We are without question one of the worst five teams in the division, so just a case of whether we can do enough to stay up to look forward to another season of trying to stay up.

It's nice to Everton right back in Mike Walker territory, back in the shit. With us. Not quite the dream that was sold to their long suffering fans. Hahahahhahhahahahahaha.

Man United vs Aston Villa is the most ITV fixture you can possibly imagine, and Forest vs Arsenal is pretty much nailed on the main BBC Game. It's nice that the entire competition is free to air.

Only on Itv4 as well, so if the plan was for fucking no one to watch it, mission accomplished lads.

We will walk this cup.

Obviously unlikely to be 7pm - expect at least 15 mins of chit chat from the social club of some shitty non-league team.

Someone else will need to remind me of the last time we drew a big team like that in the FA Cup third round.

"I think I've got the squad where I want it to be, with about two thousand players for each position"

So in the UK the rate of death is now pretty small (bEcaUsE iTs JuSt liKe tHe FLu, aM i RiTe?). Plus the vaccine isn't causing the huge scale deaths that people like your previous incarnation CollinsDic said it would. 15% of the UK population would die from the vaccine I was told by him. 10 million people dead he said. Six months after we all got the jab it hasn't happened. So the whole depopulation "plan" is a gigantic failure then. Because no depopulation is happening. What a fuck up by the Illuminati. They must be absolutely furious. Furious i tell you.

Yes but according to SaintsWeb rules, every single player that gets slagged off and written off at the beginning then goes on to prove absolutely everyone wrong because Sadio Mane or something. In recent years this process has become shorter and shorter, with Lycano possibly the shortest ever time from write off to comprehensively proving absolutely everyone wrong. So I predict three days after the first "written off" the victory laps of "I told you so" will begin. Willy cannot fail.

This is basically the same as shitting yourself while reading through the folded up sheet of disclaimers that comes inside a box of Lemsip.

Er, no. We haven't got any fit goalkeepers.

Well, it's an easy headline for The Sun. So that's something.

Dreadful analogy when you consider Blair was one of the most successful people in his profession in the entire history of this country. Ralph has never really achieved anything of a comparable scale. If he's a politician, he's a mildly competent Education Secretary.

There's a poster on there called TKrieg currently telling everyone how the manager did get things tactically spot on in the first half, but people like you wouldn't really understand that.

I find the way that this post tails off into nothing halfway through is an excellent metaphor for our performances and prospects this season.

Oooh, you're running rings around me and no mistake.

I was going to say "surely you can't be that thick" but of course you can.

But these are the rules for the Football League, not the Premier League. So maybe slightly different.