CB Fry

Er, no. We haven't got any fit goalkeepers.

Well, it's an easy headline for The Sun. So that's something.

Dreadful analogy when you consider Blair was one of the most successful people in his profession in the entire history of this country. Ralph has never really achieved anything of a comparable scale. If he's a politician, he's a mildly competent Education Secretary.

There's a poster on there called TKrieg currently telling everyone how the manager did get things tactically spot on in the first half, but people like you wouldn't really understand that.

I find the way that this post tails off into nothing halfway through is an excellent metaphor for our performances and prospects this season.

Oooh, you're running rings around me and no mistake.

I was going to say "surely you can't be that thick" but of course you can.

But these are the rules for the Football League, not the Premier League. So maybe slightly different.

Except that is the complete opposite of what the manager has said. Are you saying Ralph is not in charge of "the bench"?

I think that's called projection.

Let's see if we can get through the first ten minutes of the second half without conceding.

Ireland have announced lockdown measures which, if they were announced here, would create something of a shitstorm.

Cultlet.

He did, and was still saying it was a fantastic tactical call even when Ralph himself admitted he had dropped a bollock. So the cult is not huge, but the behaviours are there with some on here.

What a fantasy land you live in. Jesus wept.

Still could be sold "this year" feels fanciful when there's really only a couple of working weeks left. I guess sometimes these things happen quickly but it really doesn't feel like that.

Not even that controversial to me, apart from the time it took for them to fuck about deciding. It was/is a goal.

I imagine the Everton forums will be calm and considered this evening.

Fair result. Decent result.

Happy with the draw here, which is about fair.

Worth a shot, Moi.

Oh, thats a let off.

What was that Che?

Long will replace Armstrong when we really need a goal.

All the composure has gone. Just aimless now.