CB Fry

Ooooof.

It's premature to assume those two signings for Leicester are guaranteed success stories. They've splashed cash before on flops. I looked up Slimani, £28m mega signing - total flop, and you've guessed it, five year contract. Zip appearances and loan after loan after loan.

Don't we frequently get into the issue of signing shit players that have contracts that go forever as well that we can't shift for any money? Hoedt, Lemina, Elyounoussi, Carillo. Giving everyone five year deals would be insane.

Bouillabaisse, mon amis, Bouillabaisse.

It's difficult to see Starmer winning an election from here, but he might steady the decline as the memories of that cretin continues to fade. Hopefully somewhere there is a talented, inspiring leader who could be a Labour Prime Minister in my lifetime. This Kim Leadbetter is bright, Northern, comes across well, is telegenic, has an interesting back story - is a "community organiser" like Obama was mocked for. Pie in the sky but who knows, maybe its her for five years time. I don't think its Andy Burnham particularly.

Cortese came from Italy and he fucking hates Pompey and I am pretty sure he still does.

Perraud wooah-oh Perraud wooah-oh He comes from old Toulouse He's going to help us to not lose Perraud wooah-oh Perraud wooah-oh

I am going to say that this is a promising sign that he is staying. But still easy to be cynical and think this is just for the "we did everything we could" mitigation dossier.

Get Roland Rat and Mike Morris on and jobs a good 'un.

Well, to be fair, there isn't any speculation linking Messi with us, so if we apply the MLG Keegan principle he's definitely signing for us. Fantastic work Semmens and team 👏

I imagine he's nailed on for Everton.

They've already done the Walcott announcement. https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/2021-05-18/announcement-theo-walcott-southampton-agreement-in-principle-permanent-transfer

Nuno confirmed at Tottenham as well. Sixth place very much up for grabs this season, lads.

I won't even think of buying it until I see what it looks like on Fraser.

Gee, its like being in the room with Martin Semmens and Ralph #ITK

Are you looking at my bra?

I've not been watching the whole match: why is everyone rolling around on the floor and/or limping off? It's like a Crimean War field hospital out there.

I don't believe we didn't win tournaments because we were defensive and boring. We didn't win tournaments because we are, for the most part, utter dogshit in tournaments.

Just read that all four teams from the group of death - Portugal, Hungary, France and Germany - are all out of the competition. Group of dead.

Harry Maguire got names Uefa man of the match. Very well deserved, he was great and adds a different dimension pushing forward rather than just a defender. Absolutely spot on decision from Southgate to include him in the squad. Brilliant.

It's times like this that we miss Shane Long.

Well, we're in the game now.

We are never ever ever ever never going to score.

Turning an offensivefree kick into a pass back to the keeper at a speed that would make Ralph proud.

That's the seed sown for the red card later.