CB Fry

Tomorrow is going to be flipping agony based on the last couple of days action.

Still a hell of a lot to be said for a good cross and a solid header. #football

You're doing a better job that the guy pretending to be from Kenya, that's for sure.

Whitewater Brewery is a craft brewery in Castlewellan, County Down. It is the largest microbrewery in Northern Ireland. The brewery produces a number of cask beers, a key lager, and three bottled beers.

Lively atmosphere in Maddens Bar. Nice people. Barmaid giving me some tips on where I can stay and go ahead of my next meeting in Liverpool on Tuesday. This pint of Whitewater going down a right treat.

I've just dropped all my printed out maps in a puddle outside Rolo's Chip Shop on 20 Fountain Street. Gutted.

What's this Pink Lemonade stuff?

Obviously I didn't start my long journey in Belfast. I'm not from Belfast.

Luckily enough I just happen to be getting off a train here at Antrim train station. Important business meeting tomorrow. Just wandering down to the Centra convenience to get a bag of Tayto crisps because I've had a tiring journey. Thinking about a quick pint before I get to my hotel (Dunsilly Hotel). So I can investigate if you like. Antrim, you about?

What are we "waiting" for, what is the thing that will we "see" and when will we see it? I'll tell you one thing: killing off a few hundred thousand eighty year olds is an absolutely terrible population control plan, so I imagine there will be some very stern words exchanged at the old Global Control Headquarters. It's a right fuck up really on their part, isn't it?

Tell you what lads, this draw is really opening up now. This could be our best ever chance to get to a major final.

I think I want the Dutch to win. I'm worried a Czech win makes our side of the draw to the semis look too open, easy, winnable, etc. "Best chance we'd ever have" etc. Which is a cast iron guarantee we'd fuck up on Tuesday. And shit they’ve scored.

bUt hE diDN't bReAk tHe LaW

You can't moan about "there was a foul in the build up" when your defender basically passes to their striker to score.

I don't need to "find things" that I have already replied to you about, and other people have already seen and laughed at you about. It really landed, didn't it? Look, if it makes things better, I'm truly sorry for hurting you. Forgive me x

It's nice that me calling you a fucking weirdo has hit home so very hard. Try your best to get over it. Much love x x x x

Both are true. He's on a wind up, that's obvious. But he is also thick as shit. Which is why his wide ups are so huge you can land a helicopter on them.

The difference between us is I don't need to make stuff up about my life just win some points on the internet. If I'm somewhere I don't know and need to find somewhere I use Google maps on my phone. But you don't do that.You go and buy a map. Of course you do. Better luck next time sweetheart x x x x

Don't forget to print your maps out at the Internet cafe before you leave for your trip.

Because this is what he does. The most easily predictable response on the forum.

Boris standing by him. He needs him as a human shield later on so I get why he hasn't sacked him. But pretty bloody poor that Hancock doesn't see himself that he should do the decent thing.

Probably about 10 years late really. But a sensible move.

Hahahahaha you fucking weirdo.

Spurs going for their 12th choice in Nuno is obviously going to work out just fine.

Don't you need data if you want to look at a map, or trip advisor or even WhatsApp on a beach or the street? It's not the 90s anymore mate.