CB Fry

I'm sorry I can't help it.

Absolutely batshit insane that people still think we need to win three games to stay up. Fulham, Brighton and Newcastle on a barnstorming surge to 42 points plus are they? Okay then. For Fulham to get to 42 requires top six form for the rest of the season. Fulham, who have 26 points and 22 goals from 29 games. Mental.

It's already clear that this guy cannot and will not replace Eric Black.

Yes but exports to non-EU went up by £200m in the same period. To hundred million quid is a huge number. I'd like that in my bank account that's for sure. Can't believe how negative people can be. Two. Hundred. Million actual pounds. Well done Liz Truss 👏 👍 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Ha!

You don't "need to rely on other teams to lose their tough fixtures" when you're already seven points clear. We can stay up without winning again and with the kind of form a relegated side would deliver: three points in ten matches maybe. If you genuinely genuinely don't think we can do that when we've got 33 points on the board already, why do you genuinely believe that teams with fewer points - Brighton, Newcastle, Burnley, Fulham - can all overtake us. All of them. Why do you have so much faith in them and not us?

One level above abject humiliation. Let's hope we win on Sunday.

Yeah, bring a kid on for one of our best players.

I'm cool with that for this match - those little triangles are just another 30 seconds that Manchester City can't score in. A shit cross and a failed attack from us is just them going up the other end within seconds.

Come on City, just let us tippy-tap it around the middle of the park for the next twenty minutes and we can all go home. Please.

Shit defending is contagious.

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pathetic.

Difficult to see this as anything other than an absolute pasting. Let's hope City get bored.

Let's keep it down to six lads.

We're going to get annihilated.

We're going to nick this.

I'd assumed it's five at the back with Armstrong being a more defensive midfielder alongside JWP as we did the other day.

Not actually true: Moyes actually said he was worth "far, far more" than £100m. If Hasenhuttl in his next press conference started batting around valuations for James Ward Prowse the immediate reaction would be that "he's for sale". So, in my view rather than begging our manager to tout our players around with fees I'd prefer we said nothing.

Ranvir, Susanna, Hawkins and Tobin Truly something for every taste Personally 1. Hawkins - class 2. Ranvir - filth 3. Susanna - fading but still got it 4. Tobin - needs a hot meal

It's a shame there's no fans there because right now they definitely would not be booing.

You forgot Sally the sports presenter 😉

Piers Morgan should do a tearful, apologetic interview on Sky News tomorrow morning, saying how depressed he has been following all the criticism and that last night he'd considered killing himself because of it.

Not sure how getting himself into a position where he loses all his military honours and his patronages of charity etc is entirely the "revenge" on his father you think it is. So a strange theory. Harry’s beef is with the media (mainly the UK tabloid press) which has been evident for many years. It's them he blames for his mother's death and why he is obsessed with privacy/access/control/etc.