CB Fry

That right there, is the dream. A thing of wonder. I think we'd need to elbow UA first though.

No you're right. Article is only talking about him excelling at Valladolid.

Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck. Bawling your eyes out because your white supremacist heartthrob and his army of red-neck proud boys got shat on. You've been revelling in it for four years and here we are.

We're all looking forward to a 2021 where GM is absolutely falling over himself to condemn police brutality and miscarriages of justice everywhere against defenceless and marginalised people of all walks of life. Because he's, like, sooo passionate about this topic now. Because he wouldn’t be weeping his heart out about this jolly awful injustice purely because his white supremacist sweethearts are the victims, now would he?

What fuckery is this? Jesus.

We get it GM. As soon as the Feds target your type of people, you suddenly turn into a blubbering snowflake. How dare they be so horrid? The Lord Longford of the Proud Boys demographic.

I wondered what horseshit Guided Missile was going to come up with to distract from the behaviour of his heart-throb Trump that he's been cooing and drooling overfor the past four years. And here we are. What a hero.

Because it's a load of old shit.

Saturday 8pm kick off for a match against a lower league team was a moronic time anyway so feels like good news. Will be a midweek game now, and at least we get a bit more rest time.

Isn't withholding emotion part of the job? Kind of why Eric Cantona got a nine month ban in the 1990s.

So just a direct copy and paste from Guido Fawkes then. You could credit them with the words you're pretending you've written. Also total bollocks. Jabs are being administered on Sundays and vans deliveries will be made on Sundays as required.

I think it's a fair point that if it was Pompey person acting like that he'd be getting rinsed on here and rightly so. It is Thierry Henry ovation-at-Fratton levels of pretty cringe-y behaviour. We have beaten Liverpool before in recent times, and in more important fixtures (Cup semi at Anfield, for one, and the 3-2 win under Koeman spring to mind). I get the personal challenge for Ralph, and the injury/covid issues and it was a genuine show of emotion. All fair enough. Still a bit weird though.

But there are countless ex Fulham or ex-WBA, ex-Wolves, ex-Palace, ex-WHU, ex-Burnley pundits on Sky all the time right? Pundit-ing all over the shop whenever their teams play. Or maybe Carragher and Neville are the lead pundits for the channel and then there are some others who most of the time played for a big club. Or fill a quota for the ladies.

If you apply the internationally recognised rules for conkers, then we beat the champions so officially we are the champions.

Here: I know your modus operandi is to say something spectacularly and demonstrably pigshit thick and then just double down on it anyway so I won't repeatedly engage

If we're dealing with definitions lets return to the statement you objected to: dealing with the biggest national threat since WW2 Just tell us how those other threats you mention we as big or bigger than Covid. You see i understand the word threat but you're really struggling with the word "biggest".

Did Boris's TV statement announcing a third national lockdown closing schools and most businesses nationally for six weeks remind you of the similar measures taken by the national government during the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s? Because the huge national AIDS threat was just as big as weeny-teeny Covid wasn't it? I know your modus operandi is to say something spectacularly and demonstrably pigshit thick and then just double down on it anyway so I won't repeatedly engage but Covid has plainly been and remains the biggest threat to national life since WW2. Clear, obvious. You wittering absolute horseshit on AIDS is never going to change that unarguable fact.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Fraser will be an absolute beast tonight, will stand up and be counted and do himself proud with the match of his life and probably only let in four or five maximum.

How many businesses did AIDS shut down? How many millions went on Furlough because of "seasonal flu"? I know you are pitifully thick but have a fucking day off.

8pm address to the nation. Not a press conference so assume the worst. Peston says he's going to say the schools will close, he's usually well briefed. One day into the new term and after days and weeks of saying how safe they were and how the schools must open. Daughter going in for one day just for them to close maybe tomorrow or Wednesday. Utterly pointless when a full lockdown was easily forseen and here we are. Just breathtaking incompetence and exactly the same pattern of behaviour from our Prime Minister over and over again.

I wish we were Burnley.

We could lose all five league matches in January and still have an incredibly comfortable season. We've already got more points now than we had after 21 matches last season. Relegation wise we've got twenty two matches to accrue maybe 9 or 10 points. We are clearly going to do that. The last thing we need is for us to go into a little blip (say, four defeats on the spin) and everyone going into meltdown and panicking about relegation because we drop down to, say, 16th in a very squashed table. It doesn't mean we are anywhere near relegation. Whatever happens we are not getting relegated, it's just a case of us finishing as high as we can.

I had 08:15 in the sweepstake so you were just a tiny bit late with this.

It's a disgrace we haven't considered embroidering "#stopthecount" into next season's kit to commemorate that time we did a funny on twitter.

Everyone seems to be describing a red and white striped shirt which being we are currently in a non-stripe season seems pretty obvious to me and something anyone, ITK or not, could predict. I'd love it if we gave UA the elbow for next season and replaced with Hummel, that's the only info I'm interested in (it would open up a lovely retro kit for 22-23 anyway).