CB Fry

I don't think you can play down the magnitude of this result on our march to tenth place. Fingers crossed the teams in 13th/14th/15th keep losing because god knows we need that so bad. So, so bad.

Come on Palace!

Gah. 102. 93 + 9 left. Sorry appalling maths on my part. Just pleased they've dropped a couple today if it makes it more difficult to break the record.

Burnley have now lost one game in thirteen, and that was to Manchester City. They're now on 50 points with 9 more points to play for, including Norwich. If that was Saints would you be forecasting that our form is about to collapse so badly that a team 6 points behind are going to overhaul us?

They're not catchable, we won't catch them.

This will stop them getting to 100 pointd so happy days. Come on Burnley.

One more win, at least one loss and at least one draw. I think we'll finish on 48 or 49 points. We were never in contention for Europe, I think 10th still feels very unlikely. I hope Ralph is aiming for 50.

Yes but this is Goodison. Let's get out with something.

Anyone winning this match is going to think they can catch Spurs: can't even beat Bournemouth as it stands.

Shane Long has come on so that means goals goals goals.

I could absolutely murder a packet of salami bites.

Calvert Lewin should have scored then.

No one would be calling that anti-football if we'd scored that.

Booooooom

One day soon Queen Sonja of Norway will die. She's 83 so it could be soon. On that sad day AOL News will put a story up, seventh on the bill just underneath the football results: "COUNTRY MOURNS AS QUEEN DIES" Les will be half through putting his fourth set of union jack bunting round his garage door before his politely bemused neighbours point out his mistake.

So you didn't think it meant the UK but assumed people even more dumb than you would. Okay. It's a shame you think so little of the people of this State.

Hahahahahaha Nice to see MLG warming up one of his particular favourite routines. MLG Gold. What happened to you saying this shite about the plain red kit Cortese lumbered us with? Did plain red become our traditional kit as you suggested?

If it's not on the Freeserve homepage I won't read it mate.

We are supposed to believe that Les read the headline "State overwhelmed as Covid soars" and his immediate thought was a) by "state" they meant the UK even though no UK based report would ever use that word in that way on a primary headline like that (UK, Britain, etc) and b) AOL are pretending that the UK is overwhelmed by Covid in July 9th as part of a left wing plot to destabilise the government or something. Just to recap, it's AOL News. For someone who likes to accuse other people of "wetting themselves" just because they post a link to an opinion poll this is absolutely deranged. It's wonderful stuff.

It's got a left wing agenda that makes AOL News look like the BNP.

Why would anyone be reading AOL news. Is Les still on MySpace?

Would have preferred red-on-white as the main kit. Was hugely popular last time. And more unique than what we have gone for which could be mistaken for a Charlton/Middlesbrough/Bristol City kit.

Middlesbrough me right up.

Great news lads. Boris Johnson has given you permission to blame the staff at care homes themselves for not following the regulations. So thats another scapegoat you can add to the list of the irresponsible public, Sadiq Khan, Steven Kinnock, the BLM movement and Steve Coogan. Meanwhile there was nothing the actual helpless government could have done differently at all. I mean, if you think about it, they're, like, you know, the real victims here.