CB Fry

Leganes fans will be absolutely buzzing to have signed a striker who the statistical analysis unequivocally shows will score a goal every other game.

Footballers do half a day's work per day, the season is weeks away and they're multi-millionaires used to holidaying around the world. I think the jet lag from some time in China might just be manageable. Jesus wept.

Penalty shoot outs are brilliant.

I vote for Millbrook Saint to be President of the World. He's got it all worked out and no mistake.

Bravo Roberto Martinez. Set the team up perfectly and realising the potential he showed as manager of Swansea and Wigan. Excellent.

I guess FIFA could squeeze it in Saturday morning - say 11am kick off, with the winners playing Sweden that afternoon. I mean, it's only fair.

It's one of those things can appear completely different to different folks, with people seeing what they want to see. A bit like data from the Office of National Statistics.

Maguire was very good and obviously infinitely better than our fourth/fifth choice CB. So that happened.

You said in Italia 90 (Semi-final) and Euro 96 (Semi final) England underachieved and as far as you're concerned if we don't win the whole thing we might as well have gone home in the group stage like Germany. So I don't really understand why you are crowing about what you can only describe as a poxy old second round win. We're still three more wins away from getting out of the underachievement zone, right?

Sweden in the fu cking bag Saturday.

We will walk this penalty shoot out.

Amazing no one has been sent off to be fair.

We got nothing.

For all the nice, calm, level headed speil we've had recently from Southgate about game management, that second half was dreadful. Instead of building on our lead we just gave up ground. Rubbish.

Why is a supply teacher in charge of this match?

Plenty of needle.

English play-acting: fine.

I'm predicting the full Kirsty MacColl.

Yes.

That's an astonishing fact - first time a team have come back from 2-0 to win in the WC knockouts since 1970.

F uck.

Get that E Honda on.

Did he fu ck mean that, Keown.

Martin Keown is effing useless. "Why is Martinez standing there he should be discussing solutions with his staff" ...two minutes pass, Martinez is now discussing solutions with his staff. "Bit late for that now, they should have worked on plans before kick off" Idiot.

Roberto Martinez will sort this out and definitely win 3-2 I reckon.