CB Fry

Robbie Savage might be on to something.

Match of the day looking unmissable tonight #nil

The Saints section was written with his head up Mark Hughes backside. But in fairness, predicting relegation for a team that finished 16th the previous year is hardly controversial.

One all for the hundredth year in a row.

Are we Kevin Or are we Danso This signings vital He's f**king hard And he haaaaaaates Pompey And this guy's the answer Are we Kevin Or are we Danso Basically some variation of the Killers sond has to be the song otherwise we have massively failed as a fanbase.

I don't think it's not going to not happen.

You don't say.

At two minutes to eleven tonight they release a five minute long train animation where, eventually, the track spells out the word "sorry" with a sad face emoji.

If we have signed him those fake tweets can be eradicated just by getting a two line announcement out straight away. None of us give a flying fu ck about teaser tweets and animations of trains.

Nothing on official Twitter.

Jesus wept.

On what Twitter?

Or we are pleading on the phone to the PL telling them that the document was timed 18:58 when we pressed send on the fax machine

Danso way the heartache.

I actually think this is brilliant. Not even a name. For once, "we do our business in private" is actually true and not a myth.

Back up to 40%

Let's make a signing, God willing.

5% likelihood now.

Don't forget to let us know when Adam Lallana's car pulls up tomorrow then, sweetheart.

Pretty obvious it's not all going to fall into place by 5pm tomorrow. Doing transfer deals is not easy, but that doesn't mean that our club are not terrible at planning and executing them. We are truly dreadful at it.

The best Sky Sports News can come up with in their round up for us is that 17 year old Scottish winger. Lame.

Says the man who spends his days hanging round the gates of our training ground. Utter weirdo.

I'm looking forward to all the "we nearly did this, we were unlucky because that didn't come through, we're in a good place to sign him in January" comments this time tomorrow. The strange thing this time is there aren't even any rumours. There isn't even anyone for me to hope we'd sign. There is a lot of competition but I actually think this could be the most disappointing window of the lot.

We are comfortably not top half.

Shrews 1-0 Global Force