CB Fry

I think it's brilliant that we have introduced choice into the sector so that inmates feel empowered to shop around and select the prison most appropriate to their needs.

When I was a kid the original Lenny Henry shows were just the greatest. For that I'll always have a soft spot for him. That, and the Comic Relief work which is peerless. Lenny Lenny Len Lenny Lenny Len Lenny Henry Show.

Okay, we're going to get annihilated. See you next week.

The answer is incredibly thick. He's been a pretty dopey backbencher who achieved jack sh it for thirty odd years. He got the leadership nomination by default in a process almost identical to how a group of 16 year olds nominate someone to buy the beer in the off licence, shoved forward because it was "his turn". He couldn't muster even the bare minimum of support for the people he was seeking to lead, because they knew he wasn't remotely up to it. And so it has proved. Utterly, utterly embarrassingly useless. Patheticly behind in the polls against the worst government in modern history. All I want is the Tories out and a government focused on social justice, economic growth and positive change. But my children aren't going to get that because of that utter fu cking useless tit and the seal-clapping fu ckwits egging him on. But yeah, like, Iraq. Cu nts.

Utterly fu cking retarded question about why don't we expand the stadium because other stadiums aren't full so why can't we be not full just bigger. Moronic.

Just got in from work and put it on - how much longer is it on for?

I would do my entire weekly shop at Marks and Spencer. All of it, even the washing up liquid and that. Every week.

We did gate crash it when we finished 6th and 7th. Oh well, it's Burnley's now, they won't make any mistakes and we can sit back and watch them take their chance and finish top seven every single season for the next twenty years. Oh well that could have been us etc etc.

Leicester's four seasons back in the Prem - 14th, 12th, 9th and the season they won the league. They were in the Championship as recently as 2014. They are perfectly capable of flirting with relegation especially as that's exactly what they did for half of, er, last season. It really wouldn't be that much of a surprise. If Burnley have proved anything it's that the other 14 are indeed collectively weak: it just takes decent organisation, focus on the basics plus some luck with injuries and that mini "league" can be won. And what "established order" did Burnley upset exactly? It's only an established order if you think Leicester are nailed on to finish 7th/8th every season even when they haven't actually done that since returning to the division.

You can prove anything with facts.

I didn't see the game, heard commentary on bits but lost it as we drove further north. Nice to see such positivity about all of our new faces today, even in a match where it sounded like we were dreadful for huge parts of. Let's hope we click and the new additions genuinely improve us. And Ings stays fit.

If anyone on this forum is an expert on hollow words vs actual deeds then it's you.

Nice.

Come on Les. Raise your effing game.

I think we've bought him mate.

It will be "he's one of our own". Put your house on it.

Just rest assured that all the £15-25m players that everyone else has signed are absolute world beaters who are going to tear up the league.

Who knows. You'd have to add in everyone else's January dealings (including our Carillio fee) and then also add/remove what everyone else is owed/due to receive in instalments for their players. Say what you like about this particular window, and it's been a 7/10 one, but it has destroyed the notion some had that Gao just wants all the money to pay back his loan. On the contrary last night the general moan was about how Ings was a waste of a lot of money.

Wolves, Fulham, Everton.

BBC Five Live just said we are confident. Difficult to see this not happening.

Well, we've got our Carillo replacement so mission accomplished in that regard. And a managed risk. But doesn't seem to really improve the first team, just yet more squad meat on first impressions. Good luck to him and hope he does well.

You stupid boy.

Keep blubbering and blubbering and blubbering about Lemina going right up until 5pm won't you, sweetheart?

Dear God. The fact that he was terrible is irrelevant. We've let a £20m striker go and not signed a replacement. We go into the season with a strike force proven to not score enough. Let's hope Uncle Les is trolling us from Spain, and something comes out of the bag.

Sky Sports News doing a great job of flogging Fraser while they report the Courois story. Big old graphic showing how he is still in the top 5 in highest minutes per goal in the Prem. Behind only De Gea, Courtois, Cech and Lloris. Let's hope some Championship managers are watching.