CB Fry

Isn't it weird that a leader of the opposition could be so clearly ahead in the polls against an incompetent Conservative party? Because some people seem to think that the current leader of the opposition is perfection in human form and is inspiring the nation and riding a wave of unstoppable popularity into Downing Street. I don't, of course. I think he's a fu cking useless old cu nt.

A real shame for them. As anyone with only a passing knowledge of this forum will be aware nothing can destroy a football club like the dreaded Glasgow Kiss of death. Season after season his annointed heroes go on to stink the effing place out. I can't remember them all but highlights would be Norwich winning the transfer window with Ricky Van Wolfswinkle - FAIL Stoke City will always be a level above SFC - FAIL Everton Everton Everton can do no wrong - FAIL The Watford Silva revolution - FAIL But In fairness to the lad I think he's on to something this season. Andros Townsend is truly world class, no doubt. Last season in the league Benteke scored goal after goal after goal. And all those three goals were vital. So don't panic, Palace fans. This time the Glasgow Kiss could be blessing and not the usual indication that your season is going straight down the sh it pipe.

Just googled and put into Twitter "Inter Milan right back Southampton" and zero results. Zero. But, yeah, heavily linked.

Somehow, I can't quite envisage the grand wizard of the Klu Klux Klan enthusiastically endorsing the election of Yvette Cooper or Liz Kendall as Labour leader.

Last season half the bloody league was weak. Why is this season going to be any different. So weird people get so carried away with the transfer window. Spoiler alert: half the league will be a load of old dross and three quarters of these players that are being signed for twenty odd million will be sh it.

You not got anything from Squawkbox or The Canary, sweetheart?

Yeah, but Chelsea used play in front of 17,000 people.

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Me too. I'm starting to think he's never going to take affirmative action on the anti-semitism in his party.

Absolutely. It's unthinkable that any politician alive or dead could do a better job than Jeremy Corbyn is doing right now as Labour leader and Leader of the Opposition. He's simply stunning.

Bless. How could anyone possibly improve on perfection?

LOLZ

You've not read the Brexit thread then? Verbal is on that quite a lot. This Tory government is absolutely appalling and Magic Grandad, Red Book McDonnell, Dopey Diane and Stalinist Seamus Milne and the rest can barely lay a glove on them. Pathetic.

Quite. He was obviously either a liar or a fantasist, either way completely full of sh it, which was apparent to anyone with a brain from the get-go. Frankly it's insane to think anyone would be mourning his absence from this forum. Until, of course you see which lunatic it is fawning over him like some helpless defenceless victim.

Don't you spend your time on this forum accusing people of having multiple accounts/being the same person? Also known as lying. So how about you leave off the condescension because there ain't no bigger bullsh itter on this forum than you.

LOLZ.

I love Ian Dunt.

It was pretty obvious he wasn't what we needed and was a dreadful signing. That was clear at the time and so it proved.

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So Gallagher needs a few seasons in League One? Sounds good to me.

Looks like percentages of constituencies rather than percentages of the electorate in those constituencies. Applying FPTP rules to a nationwide referendum. Or, in other words, horsesh it.

Bob Higgins has more genes in common with crabs than he does with you or me. Now that is a scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it - but it is a fact.

As Shurlock says, Major famously received the highest number of votes ever in a general election. Ever. And against all odds. Hardly the performance of the biggest loser in history. You seem to be forgetting the shower of sh it that led the party after that. Hague, Michael Howard and of course the beyond pathetic Iain Duncan Smith, possibly the worst leader of any political party in the history of humanity. Weird why you haven't mention how utterly dreadful IDS was. He took appalling leadership, the total inability to deliver a conference speech, participate in PMQs or do anything remotely useful and took it to an art form. The most miserable performance of a born loser history has ever known. Why have you forgotten him? He was absolutely laughably fu cking useless. I mean, what a loser.