CB Fry

It's okay, I've worked it out. Took me about ten minutes to work out I needed the password for my package not my account password to get in but I'm in now and eff me it looks good. I give it six months.

I've set up an account on Flawless, the 48 hour trial one. All fine so far. I assume it's me being thick but where is everything? Like, football?

Link?

Club are clearly struggling with what is clearly the "Cortese generation" of youth product. A real shame. I'm looking forward to the fruits of the current regime bursting through in a few years time.

And not even accurate - Blunkett is the absolute boy.

I can't say I remember a "consistent methodology" across Adkins, Koeman and Pochettino but maybe that's just me.

31 appearances in 2016-17 looks like a decent crack of the whip for any player.

Agree with this. The videos are fine, perfectly pleasant and I like Brian Gittens (the short Youtube film of him and his robot Charles is very good) but how the fu ck this stuff has anything to do with our core purpose I won't ever work out. There is far too much pointless marketing wa nk in the world and to be honest this is just adding to the slagheap.

Oh dear. Fu ck bitcoin. I'm not signing up for the paedo currency of choice for the pleasure of watching us score nil of a Saturday afternoon.

Don't think you appreciate the club went from strength to strength after he'd gone, on and off the pitch. 7th, then 6th plus improvements on commercial fronts as well. I know some people didn't get their little dream scenario of the club going to sh it after their heroes had gone but history will show, forever, that it simply didn't happen. Strength to strength.

So when all the stories came up about his missus not settling around Southampton it turns out what she was angling for is a move to the East Midlands. Maybe she just likes Pork Pies.

This from someone who uses the word "dipsh it" as a form of abuse.

Still seems a very unlikely appointment but bloody well done to Claude if he gets it, and good luck to him. In other news, Leicester have qualified the quarter finals of the League cup.

The Glasgow Kiss of Death. Look out Watford, it'll be you lot next.

Why don't you interpret the question any way you like and then answer it?

Being that he was on the pitch for all of ten minutes that doesn't seem that unfair. Arsenal, Spurs, Man City, Brighton and Huddersfield had particularly good weekends as well. There are other football clubs.

Brilliant stuff from Eric Black to bring him on at that point.

We're going to end up in the Guinness book of records aren't we?

Funnily enough I was borderine sh itfaced and I've only just remembered I'd written it. Always fun to mock the little cultists like you sweetheart x x x

I'm the man that definitely was responsible for signing Dan Harding. That was really me. Honest it was. And I invented Pochettino by myself. That was me. All me. I'm like a proper football genius. Just a matter of time before I am made chief of, like, the football team of the World United or whatever and stuff. That is a thing, isn't it, right? That is what the chairman of A.C. Milan said because he said I am too brilliant for them and should take my football knowledge to the world stage. I am the greatest football man that football has ever known as I remember saying to Dean Hammond after I and I alone suggested his signing and then i myself completed his signing because I knew all about Dean Hammond. I am football and everything.

Yeah, nice mythical reworking of the actual cult on this forum - the fuc king drips who genuinely believe an Italian banking ponce in Cuban heels tottered into Staplewood and immediately identified Dean Hammond, Dan Harding and Radhi Jaidi as just the players to fit into the squad. #footballman #onetruecult #hediditallyouknow

Disappointing result for what I was led to believe was the most perfect football club in the world.

I've heard we've been monitoring him for a number of years and our extensive black box analysis reports have revealed that he just so happens to be precisely the perfect candidate for us right now.

"*I would expect that the negotiation phase of most of them to be concluded within between 12 and 24 months. So within two years, before the negotiation with the EU is likely to be complete, and therefore before anything material has changed, we can negotiate a free trade area massively larger than the EU.*" You can pretend that article doesn't say what it says but it's pretty clear that it does. He expects us to have the US and others in the bag before we've even left the EU offically. The effing retard. 12 and 24 months after the appointment of the new Prime Minister.

And reading that piece, the date of September 9th was assuming that date being the appointment of Cameron's replacement following the full process of the Tory leadership contest. This was the only thing actually delaying the kicking off of all of these piece of pi ss trade deals. So in reality we can assume deadly David actually meant 12-24 months from the appointment of the new Prime Minister, which turned out to be in July, so just over a couple of weeks so after the referendum RESULT. Tick tock indeed.