CB Fry

Tim does struggle with simple concepts.

Fair enough. 200,000 troops but that's my final offer.

I would happily sacrifice 100,000 British troops to protect just one resident of Rockall.

Who we more than doubled our money on and who kicked off. VVD has so far performed the the standard of a £12m signing. No CL level team will want to give us £25m for him.

"30k compact footy ground still called Fratton Park. Prem occasionally but only to take the money and run. Keep our soul." "Take the money and run" basically means get promoted and then go straight back down, then. That's how you keep the souls of the bestest most genuine soulfulest souls in all of world football.

Can't see him at United at all, not enough stature/track record. But can see him fitting in well with what Abramovic might want at Chelsea, and he'd be similar to when they appointed Villas Boas, Di Matteo and Jose first time. Would be highly amusing if it happened so I'm all for it.

What does that even mean?

I make comments about your behaviour on this forum, which is there for all to see. You make broad sweeping statements about me, a person you don't know from Adam. Sums you up very nicely. Keep lying, keep hiding from questions you don't like.

I'm not sure you understood what I meant by "in any meaningful sense".

How is Gaston a "scapegoat"? Fair play you are consistently writing drivel on this forum. Please keep it up.

Pretty much the only thing that Batman, Sour Mash, Whelk, Hypo, Guan and all the others listed have in common is that we all agree that SOG more often than not talks utter rubbish, often fabricates the opinions of others, likes a fib or two and makes ridiculous sweeping statements based on strawman positions constructed in his own head. He's often found merrily arguing heartily against positions that absolutely no one on the forum has ever said. Also has a stunning ability to run away from questions he doesn't like. But, in the world of people to point and laugh at on this forum, he is solid, solid gold.

Which is 57 points according you, right?

How awfully fascinating. Meanwhile, on planet earth, Corbyn will never be Prime Minister so he won't get to actually get to impact any of his hobby-horse sixth form jotter projects anyway. The Falklands will remain as is and you and Jeremy will be left weeping into your nineteenth century map of the world. Terribly sorry about that, but there you go.

The great man is back with his authentic cod-Mexican slash Shirley accent. He belts out terrace hit after terrace hit and boom here's another one. And has he put on weight? Yes. Yes, he has.

Why don't you focus on the basics like a) the Shetland/Orkey islands are eff all like the Falklands in any meaningful sense, except there are probably sheep and grass on both b) Rockall is an uninhabited rock, so again, nothing at all like the Falklands c) The Falklands is a total non-Issue and only a pitifully incompetent leader would decide to "focus" on it in 2016.

How did the population of Rockall vote in their last referendum? Must have been a pretty close run thing.

Just been on the phone to the megastore to sort out the lettering on the back of my new replica shirt. Weirdly they kept getting me to spell it out over and over again. H-I-L-J-M-A-R-K. You'd think they'd know about it and be prepared for the demand. The communication between departments at St Marys is absolutely shocking I can tell you.

Where can I move "elsewhere" to then? Actually, don't worry, I know. I'll be voting for the progressive, centre left Labour party formed from the carcass of Corbyn's student politics cretin collective that collapses in on itself sometime around 2017. Ain't democracy just grand?

Steve Bruce was on one when he took Hull to Wembley, Sean Dyche was on one in the Prem last season, Pulis was on one at Stoke, Hodgson was on one at Fulham, Martin O'Neill was on one at Villa, Solskjaer was on one with Cardiff in the Premier League, West Brom did it with Irvine and Di Matteo, our own Gordon Strachan signed one at Celtic. Our beloved Luggy signed a two year deal which became a rolling contract in year two. Bobby Robson was on one at Newcastle. In recent weeks Jimmy Floyd signed one at QPR, and Rowett has just done so at Birmingham (probably for similar reasons Keoman might do the same with us). But yeah, thanks for correcting me.

League One standard surgeon apparently.

And with that as the cornerstone of the 2020 manifesto, Comrade Corbyn will sweep into Downing street on a pro-Argentina landslide. Nothing will unite the nation like not giving a #*#* about a bunch of ex-pats voted for. Book the removal men Jeremy, you've nailed it on the critical issue of the age.

What do you think the UN would say about a territory where 99.8% of the population voted to stay under its current political status ?

My prediction a while ago was that he will sign a "new contract" this summer which will be a simple rolling contract with one year notice period. And then he'll probably go at the end of next season anyway. Three years with the same manager is borderline unheard of these days, so that will be a result in itself. He's not going to be here forever and him and we will move on pretty quickly.

What about the referendum of 2013, or have you not read that far into that Wikipedia entry yet?

What about the history of 2013?