CB Fry

Luke Shaw and Chambers didn't do anything wrong. Morgan had one strop. Lallana had an extended, childish strop, and did some rather stupid things, particularly as he was team captain. So lumping in all four together is misleading.

Fair play, that map is brilliant. Seriously, you can keep the Champions League. This is where the action is.

It's pretty wet out there.

I've not had any problem with you that requires any grand statement. I've seen you describe me as the naughty C word on the other forum, and that's fine. Up to you. You've apologised so let's all let's move on as you say.

You seem to be still dwelling on something that I had got over by about quarter past five on 24th May.

Why are you talking to these other men?

No doubt that was down in no small part to the fact both players had a superb first team manager to work with in Nigel Adkins.

Quite right. If anyone is bothered about another forum it's people on Bletchweb bothered about this one. People like Jeff and, well, Ohio Saint. Ohio, it's just another forum. Time to get over it.

Unbelievable Jeff is on the other forum (Chertsey Saint) celebrating his efforts.

Quite.

If you'd all excuse me, seven o'clock is "free time" for the missus. Well I say free time, it's when I peel the gaffer tape off her mouth for half an hour.

Yeah right all you like, it's true. Whelk"s assessment of you being rather too fragile for this kind of thing seems apposite now. Tell you what. As one of my daughters says, I'll "pinkie promise" to remember you as the person who accused me of beating my wife and children. Fame at last.

Classy stuff. As I said previously I can't remember any particular debate we've had apart from the one I mentioned. I think you might be a little obsessed with me. Sorry the feeling isn't mutual.

Still boring, but paranoid Pap still inconsolable. Pappy, I'm sorry I whipped away your SWF conspiro-myth comfort blanket. I know how much you like to cultivate these things and understand how pretending there's a "clique" of bullies on this forum all PMing each other helps you process the world. I'm sorry I took it away from you before it took hold like knotweed in your head. Thankfully, we've proved it's nonsense and we can all move on. Don't be trying no other fiblets, now. My pi ss stick remains at the ready.

Yep, this is getting boring but thoroughly enjoying P face Pap still trying to re-engineer history. Let's be absolutely clear. Pap tried to smear this site by pretending there was a "bulling PM clique" on here. I merrily pi ss ed all of that before his smear was latched on to by people on this or the other forum. He'll have to stick to his comedy cartoons of Steve to salve his SWF rejection sores. Making sh it up just won't do. Pap: always the victim. I blame the government.

Over on Bletchweb, poor old paranoid Pap still desperately trying to put his own delusions of a "Bullying PM Clique" back to me. It's your thing sunshine, not mine. There ain't no "bullying PM clique" and I understand Pap getting all sour because I passed in the face of it so quickly. My pi ss is rather tart when you get a face full. Sorry and all that Pappy. One day Pappy might be able to process the world in a way that doesn't involve some orchestrated conspiracy across every facet of human existence. Maybe see if you can apply this adult thinking to something as trifling as a football forum and move up from there. You know, stuff like the government hasn't paid anyone to post here. Try and start reconciling yourself with that as a little beginners course. Anyway, hang on in there, pi ss face. You'll learn.

Nothing whatsoever to do with him wanting a transfer though or him running his contract down.

Yet another forum contributor accused of being me under a different username. Good job I am made if slightly sterner stuff than poor old Jeff because otherwise I'd be crying off the forum accusing everyone of picking on me.

It's something that exists almost entirely in the minds of people on football forums.

We are not going to freeze Clyne out of the first team/make him train with the kids etc. We won't threaten to do it and we won't do it. We will not do it. Seriously, get used to it.

You're right. It must be me and my awful comprehension. When I read you saying "the main reason I rarely post anymore is due to CB Fry" then I interpreted that as you saying that the main reason you rarely post anymore was down to me ["me" being CB Fry]. But that's just me and my awful comprehension skills, as you say it's always been something I've struggled with. What am I like? Feel free to clarify what you meant by "the main reason I rarely post anymore is due to CB Fry". Or, alternatively, go on the other forum and whine about me.

Except Bertrand and Toby (if he stays) aren't here because they think we're getting into the Champions League ahead of Liverpool and Spurs. They're here because they can't get regular football at Champions League clubs.

UJ's meltdown is kinda beyond parody - "insults and lies"? Bizarre, especially as it's not like he didn't dish it out. I can only actually remember one thread I took him to task on, which was the one where he said big clubs were paying journalists to write negative stories about us. He seems to have sore about that ever since. Of all the people I think that I have had ongoing barneys with, he wouldn't even make the top 10. Anyway, I think the two parallel threads are going to run forever. Now I can't PM them any more my only chance for daily contact with my baby bear. And Bearsy.

Except, of course, it isn't and we won't do that.

They'd get hot running around with a hood on.