CB Fry

What "many on here think he is" is the manager that promoted us, then promoted us again. That's what we think he is, and he fu cking well is. Sorry that upsets you so very much but he's a Saints legend and your pathetic bit ching will never change that.

They won't be getting relegated. The title has probably gone, but still be in the chase for fourth.

If the club historian says he's not injured, he's not injured.

Yep, Five Live reported what I'd written, and as I sent it, they cut to an interview with Cahill. In fairness, Five did say coaching staff.

Already left the stadium and no one from CFC speaking to anyone. Pretty pathetic.

Poortvliet, Wotte, Bassett I immediately shouted at the TV then did a short victory lap round the house.

Not sure how you expect him to know that.

In fairness I'd expect everyone on this forum to get at least two. Even Souness was a pointless answer.

Probably nothing like that. Koeman, like last season, will try and win the Capital One Cup. Doesn't mean we will, because we can still play sh ite as we did at Bramall Lane but he won't be picking that team at home versus Villa.

I always enjoy the "no one ever said that" routine. Forum gold.

You forgot to mention the candy stripe thing, otherwise exceptional scattergun troll bombing. You'll get a couple of bites but imagine most people will get too bored after the first five or six obvious wind-ups. 5.2/10.

A more transparently obvious set of clunky troll button pushing you would be hard pressed to see anywhere else on the internet. The fact that is all typed out by someone living in Hampshire pretending to be an American in America just makes it much funnier. Great work, I spotted eighteen clanking great troll bombs, not counting the screaming neediness of using the beyond parody "limey" - how did everyone else get on? All in all, 6.5 out of ten.

A bit knee jerk/of the moment that article. Six month ago he wouldn't have put Leicester in there, and they could still conceivably have a terrible second half the season - in the same way that Newcastle or Sunderland under Sam could chug up to tenth or eleventh, as could Villa under someone other than Sherwood. I'd say the middle is slightly gradiated with us at the top and the likes of Sunderland at the bottom but it's only the potential whipping boys of Watford and Bournemouth who aren't in it.

That is truly astonishing. I don't think I got past two minutes, jumped to the bit where he says he is watching the Rooney video, and then jumped to a bit at the end where he asks himself whether there is a Ted Bates stand. Utterly cringeworthy. Blatantly he's a poster on here. Who is it?

Obviously it does. Champions League last four is a cracking achievement. Pretty much every Saints fan would explode with joy if we finished fourth and qualified for the final qualification round of next year's competition, never mind reach the semi final of the thing.

In fairness the women's football thing, and the USA thing did actually resemble actual news, which is rare on any fans forum. And Les was excellent throughout and dealt clearly with some of the issues that come up time and again on here about "taking a punt" and how we will manage our ambitions, and the "financial control" rules. And even Ralph was good at putting the stadium expansion nonsense to bed for good. But the BBC should have got questions in advance and teed them up properly. Too many life stories, as other have said. So you've been a Saints fan a long time, eh? No sh it mate, you're at a bloody fans forum.

Just watched about 30 seconds each of three or four of them. Utterly horrific. The two women were especially good. Please make this thread a sticky and can someone update me when the next batch of gold turns up.

As you know, I've been known to take the mick occasionally but he definitely did. Ralph gets quickly carried away when he starts talking, whatever the topic, and in this instance he got carried away with laddish jokeyness. With cringe worthy consequences.

The strange thing is Lou, that wasn't actually the sexist bit. Genuinely I think that was a harmless, if not hilarious throwaway one liner. The bit you should be getting animated about came after that when he said "the man who runs retail operations is called [XX] he's stood at the back but I won't point him out as you'll be after him". That is the point at which I cringed and thought he clearly wouldn't be saying this if it was a man. At best, clumsy.

It's forecast to rain in Sholing tomorrow, so don't forget your brolly.

He was awful yesterday, especially compared to Les who I thought was excellent and Ronald just being Ronald. Ralph just rambles himself into a cul-de-sac almost every time he speaks.

So speaks the jumble sale Germaine Greer. Never stop campaigning will you - you're, like, my hero.

If someone is lobbing about self righteous pomposity to the tune of "shall just we tell them to stay in the kitchen?" and "are you a sexist?" then I will specifically have a go at the person saying that. Really, not difficult, but rather dull now.

This is football forum, not a series of private conversations. Happy to help, again.

This is what you said: Can you show me where Batman said that women having the football bug was "wrong"? Or where he said anything that required you to start pompously doling out "get back to the kitchen" melodramatics, ultimately descending into trying to accuse me of being "sexist"? That entire response to Batman was an argument in your own head. That's why I am laughing at you. Now, I am laughing at you using the phrase "outdated gender paradigms". Two posts ago you were saying "I thought this was a football forum." Make your mind up, Russell Brand.