I think you can still get a copy of "I Want To Be In That Number" which covers the twelve most notorious orgies/gang bangs in Saints history, going back from "Hughie Fisher's fist" in 1971 all the way to the nine player, three back room staff human carnage that was The Grand Hotel Bucharest, widely regarded as Neil McCann's finest hour.
I know Waterstones don't carry it anymore but I believe it is still available on the Hagiology Publishing website. Probably due an update too post-Pardew. What about it, Duncan?