CB Fry

Well, that worked a treat on Ohio anyway.

You're Chertsey Saint, right?

I'm going back over there. In the time it takes me to set up another fake email address I'll be on there. Call it ten minutes. Obviously I won't use the CB Fry name but I'll make a new one up. Don't tell Pap for fu ck's sake.

My favourite kit story for Saints is the fact that we settled on yellow and blue as our traditional away kit following conversations between the Corbetts (I think its was them) and a local priest they knew. The priest mentioned his prayer mat was yellow and blue, and his prayer diary was yellow and blue. So struck by this, the club official and the clergyman prayed together. The decision to move to to what is now our traditional yellow and blue was made the next day.

Katanga my friend.

I'd say green is my favourite colour, I have green clothes aplenty, have painted walls with shades of it, bought a green front door once and even the front lawn is green. But man that kit stinks.

Only about six hundred times better than our away kit. I pray to God that we have a traditional yellow and blue one next year.

Their kit last season was good too. Shame they have such an awful sponsor. Proper old school kit done really well.

I'm looking forward to hearing MLG explain that green and blue now could be our traditional away kit because who knows we might wear green and blue away kits for the next fifty years.

Don't particularly like it, and the fact other clubs have also announced green away kits means it's just a bit of a fad industry wide, like the great cream/beige craze of the mid nineties.

I plan to be wandering into Pubs on random Thursdays and asking at the bar "You showing the Elfsborg v Legia Warsaw game, mate?" Possibly while wearing a yellow and black Elfsborg jesters hat.

I'll be green with envy of anyone that sees it before me.

That is a fu ck load of football most of people will have no interest in whatsoever.

Our thoughts are with Sapphire at this difficult time.

Or someone like Sadie Mane. We might go for someone like that.

This. We should always have black trim, this is what should differentiate us from yer Stokes etc. Annoyingly that's a Saints kit all day long.

I'd agree with that.

Both made me LOL.

They rarely have proper local derbies on Boxing Day anyway, certainly not in the last 20 years. Local-ish matches but not derbies. Liverpool vs Wigan/Blackburn/Bolton/Stoke but not Liverpool vs Everton.

Balcan Lawrie Sanchez.

I know you desperately trying to build yourself up here, but his summary is precisely what you say in your opening post. Stop kidding yourself that you've said anything other than the cringingly obvious.

Apparently you need to be really "bright" to understand this incredibly complex point.

This. Not this. Basically, we're not ever going to become at regular Champions League proposition and as far as I'm concerned, good.

"The point" is you've realised we're not going to win the Champions League. "The point" is also that the rest of humanity managed to work that out eons ago. In some cases the pi ss taking is completely justified. That's "the point". Are you "bright enough" to get that?

I plan to protest against this initiative by immediately purchasing memberships for me and all members of my family. That'll show 'em. Are you with me, Colinjb?