CB Fry

We will walk this half.

We should spend six million on Butland now now now he'll definitely be worth five times that in three years time. Definitely. Oh sorry, we're not linked with him now? Oh. Okay. He's sh it.

In what way is The Mirror a Manchester paper?

Does everyone have a Whelk figure pointlessly stalking a stranger on the internet?

You prefer to wait until half time before predicting a Saints defeat, dontcha Alpine?

I thought this. How many times have we had him ranting out his "I hope we don't qualify" routine? All of a sudden he is raging against a perfectly reasonable seeding process. Lets remember Alpine's main theme today: that big teams deserve special treatment entirely because they are big. There is nothing smaller teams can do to surpass this as they are small. I wonder if he sticks to this notion next time, say, Man United get away with something another club might not do.

Working on that reply for three weeks, then? Well done.

I miss the days when the forum visionaries would merrily lecture us on how simply gigantic our catchment area was, and how we would be the club of choice for football fans from Devon, Cornwall, Kent and Somerset. Flood in they were going to, just to get a chance to watch Premier League football. Whatever happened to that?

That's definitely what is happening. The Daily Mirror are hell bent on seeing Saints fail. Clearly.

Blimey. A conspiro-fu ckwit who yesterday called me a fat **** doesn't respec' me. Whatever shall I do.

Right you are. I will bring that stuff up time and again. You portray yourself as somebody chock-full of all that empathy yer Daddy taught you and I will point out out what you've said before to challenge it. Conspiro nutcases not usually hot on empathy and you're straight out of the same mould. And not suggesting any alternative theory kinda destroys your case, dunnit? I know your "I don't believe nuffing no copper/government says, me" is at the heart of your conspiro-worldview and it genuinely makes you feel like you're jolly clever but its all a bit one-note with nothing whatsoever to back it up. So yeah, maybe stick to the kid's slopes of the conspiro websites where I have no doubt you are some kind of deity. Cause of all that empathy what you've got, eh?

Two kids, not that it's any of your business. Lee Rigby was someone's son and someone's father. Didn't stop your hateful slander. His children weren't spared by you. His widow was someone's daughter. Boston bomb victims? All someone's children too. Did that stop you slurring them, mocking them? What about the "where's the blood Bazza" routine? What jolly japes you had as you marvelled at the pixelated hands of a psycho. Shared that with your kids, did you Daddy? An internet freak leaping on tragedy and death to gleefully parrot half formed conspiro-effwittery. Shrieking "liar" at the maimed, the killed, the broken. Don't lecture me on empathy you gutless shell of a human. Your old man must be so proud.

It's getting a bit dull now, but yet another media/Saints love-in. Motson and Steve Claridge raving about the team, the club, the owner, the lot. And Morgan is Bryan Robson. All very gratifying. edit: merge with Gary Neville thread, mods: same topic basically.

You on the side of a victim all of a sudden? Hilarious, as you don't extend that sentiment to, say, Lee Rigby, his family, or the innocent bystanders who tried to help him. eff em, all actors paid by the secret service. Or the victims of the Boston bomb. Eff em. Actors ain't they? And no exit from me. Just staying right here whlie you bottle it as usual. Your usual sh it scared run for the hills whenever someone says the dread question...so, what did happen? You're fleeing for the exit. As usual.

I endorse it, but let's be clear. I like your theory this time. Come on, I'm building bridges here.

Correct. All other routes seem pretty implausible in the time available. That, or Pap's acid bath theory that I am warming to. Just a case of the right chemical mix that I think they could have achieved with standard household bleach and that. And remember these are medical people.

What a comeback. Well done.

So you reckon it was the acid bath what the McCann done then? Stands to reason, don't it?

Asking Pap to put forward anything resembling an explanation = Bullying. Welcome to Papworld. Where I appear to be 15 years older than I actually am.

What? "Your perception" is people maimed in a bomb attack were actors faking it. I think that's you "screaming blue murder", not me. And calling good people helping a dead man actors paid by the government...there's yer "cheap points". Really doesn't get cheaper. Well done. By the way, I'm not "discussing" these things, as you rightly say, I am too decent. Just reminding you and the casual forum user what your warped little brain thinks. Anyway. What do you think McCann's did? What's "your perception" this time? Just a line or two. Just one coherent thought. If it starts you off, if I was as mental as you I think I'd plump for the old acid bath. Why not, eh? They discover their dead daughter, and within minutes she's quietly and quickly vanishing from sight in a hastily run acid bath. (You know, they're like Doctors and stuff) Back to the restaurant to raise the alarm and start a decade of the highest profile child hunt in human history. Either that or, like, they are all actors paid by the Canary Islands tourist board to stop people going to the Algarve. There you go. A theory or two. What's yours?

I'd say accusing the poor cow who came to the aid of murdered Lee Rigby of being an actor paid by the UK secret service to deceive the nation rather a "hysterical insult", wouldn't you? That view really puts you the "caring bunch" doesn't it? And, I would suggest that there is no one, at all, on this forum who "slavishly supports everything the government has ever done". It's precisely the kind of thing someone who is "literally unable to deal with another's opinion" would say....so, you don't think that Rigby was faked? Then you slavishly support everything the government has ever done. Black, meet White. The Pap masterclass. All in all in you're a fun troll and a fun target. Do that stuff about Verbal (might have been another poster) being a government agent again. That was brilliant.

I put Morgan's mum in touch with Don Howe three days before the boy was conceived. Remember he's an Arsenal player really. They, like, owned him all along and we've only got him on loan and stuff. They still own him now. Fact.

You are an easy target, yes.

Why don't you explain it, a little bit, with no detail. Just the jist of it. Your thoughts. And it all happened over six years ago, so not exactly "at once" is it? Just give us a glimpse into your absolutely-not-insane line of thinking. Otherwise, shut up.

The same BBC that spent £24m in relocation packages for hundreds and hundreds of (southern based) staff to get them to move to Salford? But yeah, it's just like the Rover's Return in the MOTD office....