CB Fry

One more thing. Fascinating that, despite there being many replies already on this thread, not one of them is accusing the Mirror of being "lazy journo scum making it all up". So much for the noble quest for the holy truth on this forum. What happened? Ah yes. Bad news about another club. So definitely true then.

I used the words "paranoid schizos" to describe forum nutcases the other day. Here's another example.

Mind games by who (and for who) exactly? This forum never ceases to amaze.

Laughable horses hit. Still doing the "they've got away with it" fantasy I see.

QPR to win clearly not the "worst prediction"of the season. Perfectly plausible when you consider our woeful form and slide down the table. Saints can beat Man City in a one off game but cannot possibly lose to QPR? Riiiight. Secondly, why would Lawrenson go into "meltdown" if QPR get relegated? Lawrenson cares about them as much as he cares about us. Not at all. Not in the slightest. There will be no "meltdown". This forum: home of paranoid schizo nutcases since 2007.

The good news is he's predicted West Ham to lose this week, and West Ham seems to be the only thing the spanners on this forum are obsessed about more than Mark Lawrenson.

Fair enough. Nice to hear.

What about Pardew and Morgan? Have I missed something?

For once, completely agree. Big clubs want Shaw. Of course they do. And he will go one day. And we move on.

No. Why? Keep hanging round those training ground car parks. Any news on these holes then? Thought not.

Where are these holes then? I know you put yourself up as a Saints "insider" to no great effect, but this is entirely a Chelsea story and I know for a fact you know jack sh it about them. So hole me up. Which bits?

For a start Morgan is not "the longest serving Saints player to date" by any measure, anywhere. You really are special.

That claim was posted by an obvious forum troll. Redknapp clearly not an all time great. But by the same token he is not the fraud/failure/etc some on here like to claim.

You do realise half this forum have been spunking on about how we're going to finish tenth/twelfth/etc, don't you? So there's plenty already convinced we're safe already. And Wow all you like. Hit thirty on Saturday, and we're on to two more wins from ten to seal it. I personally think we are capable of that. That okay with you?

Draw up a list of all the things David Moyes has won as a manager and it similarly adds up to eff all. He's won jack sh it. I despise Redknapp but it is really tiresome to say he hasn't been successful when he clearly has, at four seperate clubs. He just has.

30 points with ten games to go would make us pretty much nailed on safe, so yes, I'd say so.

I think its Saints fans peddling the myth to be honest. Skate is a fanzine creation from the 90s and is still not entirely accepted. For one, we have more than one song referencing scum from Portsmouth but a grand total of zero referencing Skates.

Are you having a breakdown?

Please predict we'll win, Lawro. Please. Please.

Don't worry. Think of the massive profit we will make on his sale. Definite massive profit. Forum experts said so. So no worries.

Nah. He's paid good money by the BBC to be their finger-on-the-pulse expert. He should be naming the scorers and the goal times (give or take five minutes) for every match, every week. He should be getting it all right. All the time. Either that, or just predict Saints to win every week. Please. Please Lawro. Please predict we'll win. Please.

The live event will be starting shortly.

Meanwhile the unstoppable red hot Saints have won a blistering, breathtaking two in ten.

Cortese did.

One of the reasons might be the small fact that even if we win ten nil today, we don't move up to eleventh.