Kadeem Hardison

Lallana is a different player under Pardew.

I also have an original painting from that game of Ostenstad scoring. It is only signed by Egil himself. I sold it on ebay for £89 about a year ago.

Typical outdated view on people of a different race. For your information, Henry doesn't belong in a boat. He is human just like you and the sooner people stop this disgusting 'he should get back on the boat he came here on' abuse, the better everyone will get on in this world - young and old. Before you start accusing others of taking the p*ss, perhaps you should take a look at the way you talk about people who are different to you?

Shut up you ginger sh*t. It's pretty much common knowledge that you have another username.

This whole "joke" has been pathetic, quite frankly. I mean, what is it with some people that they need to have multiple log-ins? If you got something to say, then just say it. Don't hide behind a false username. I think those who are guilty of this crime should be banned and I also applaud the conduct of those who were the victims of these scoundrels.

If he didn't like all the running around with guns in dangerous places, he should have joined the Navy.

"The Gulf War Did Not Take Place."

I play golf professionally and even I don't consider it a sport.

Did anyone read the whole page? Including the bit at the bottom that says it isn't real? Morons.

Exactly. Whilst James was dilly dallying over on the right. If he'd have pulled his finger out and got over to the left we might have won. Lazy.

. Many bands have been heavily influenced by the Orange Organics. There is a band called Sensus from the Thames Valley area who lifted their sound completely from OO.

I feel that Fitzhugh Fella may have outgrown the modern game.

Lol! You couldn't make them up! Oh no, wait...

I have been infracted for going to every cup game (home and away) in the 76 season. Interesting way to treat the fans, Saintsweb. Is it because you are jealous or do us old faces not fit in with the new fans? Have you infracted all of the people who went to all the games that season. Will I get further infractions for my near exemplary attendance record every season since then? Please advise. By the way, I still have all my ticket stubs, as does my brother. My dad hasn't even got his marbles anymore so doubt he has his tickets (he didn't keep stubs anyway, but me and my brother were quite young so kept them for every game).

Not many people will have heard of them but there is a local band from around here called Sensus who I have seen loads of times. Whilst most of their songs are anthemic, one in particular stands out for me - 'Eat Less Move More'. It really makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up when you hear it live. But more than that, it has a really deep message about the state of modern health - it is an anthem for childhood obesity, IMO. I think they should use it on the adverts as it is so inspiring. But don't just take my word for it - this might illustrate how powerful it can be: I remember once seeing the band perform it live at a Harvester down the road from me. There were lots of families eating - burgers, chips, roast chicken, etc. But one thing struck me: the salad bar (which is free) was completely bereft of people; nobody was eating the salad. Sensus had just finished playing one of their heavier tracks (I think it was 'Animal', although can't really recall), and the first few bars of 'Eat Less Move More' struck up. Suddenly, I noticed how everyone had stopped eating and were just watching the band. It really was eerie! Then, as they finished the song to rapturous applause, people just started to move towards the salad bar. Within minutes it was swamped with people - they were actually fighting over the last of the shredded carrots! Mental! But just goes to show how anthemic it really is.

ALL SAINTS DAY. We do this every year. Remember?

Do you like moustaches then? Still no goals.

I am currently watching Saints away to Forest from 20/12/1986. It ended 0-0. Still no goals. Someone's just taken a throw-in. He had a moustache. He threw it to someone else with a moustache. There is a man in the crowd behind the first player with a moustache who also has a moustache. He's wearing a blue coat but has a red scarf on. I think he may be sat with his son, but he might not be related to the boy at all. The boy may be with the man on the other side of him, who doesn't have a moustache. The boy, obviously, doesn't have a moustace either. Bit that doesn't necessarily mean he is with the man without a moustache. I wonder if the man with a moustache has still got a moustache now. That would be funny. Maybe the one without a moustache has grown one! The boy is probably in his thirties now so he may have a moustache. Still no goals.

He makes Rory want to dress up in women's clothes.

The Phantom Menace.

Frankie Boyle is terrible live. He should probably just stick to Mock the Week, which he does reasonably well.

What lives in the sea and is really stupid?

Naturally.

What has this got to do with Jillsaint?:confused:

What if they closed all the KFCs, McDonalds' and Burger King's in Southampton?