do i not like fizzy pop

To the tune of 'Hurry Up Harry' (look it up kids) Koeman, Koeman, 'Urry up Ronald Koeman, Koeman, Koeman, 'Urry up Erwin Koeman, We've the Koemans at our club, We've the Koemans at our club

Absolutely chuffed to bits with this. If this is a masterstroke by Les, when do we put him on the banner :wink:

That, sir, is magnificent and you should bd applauded.

"Saints go Kat" T-shirts?

Reminds me of this:

Thinking of going to see York play this weekend and take the nippers (4 & 5) to their first match. £18 for me and £8 each for the kids though does seem steep. They could do withsome extra encouragement to achieve there second win of the season. It has absolutely no bearing on who the opposition happens to be this weekend... Bell anyone?

"Barry Dewing, of the Portsmouth Independent Supporters Association, said: ‘In general there’s been a bit of rebuilding with local businesses. It’s a different club now. ‘It’s a bit surprising that they are now holding it against the present regime about what happened in the past.’" They're still a million miles away from getting it aren't they?

Title decider then ;-)

They are quite simply brilliant. Seeing them Monday in Leeds and the debut album was out this week and should chart in the top 20

When Alexei Sayle was funny

Don't really do 'big' gigs much anymore, but Muse in 2010 were epic. First gig when 15 was Floyd which set the bar very high. Nitzer Ebb, Meat Beat Manifesto, Depeche Mode all great gigs. Gene were brilliant live and terribly underated. Most recently Public Service Broadcasting. Will be big news soon.

Don't really do 'big' gigs much anymore, but Muse in 2010 were epic. First gig when 15 was Floyd which set the bar very high. Nitzer Ebb, Meat Beat Manifesto, Depeche Mode all great gigs. Gene were brilliant live and terrible underated. Most recently Public Service Broadcasting. Will be big news soon.

At least it shows there is meat in them

U2 at Earls Court in 2001 was such an underwhelming performance it really put me off them. I expected so much more than what appeared to be Bono & co going through the motions and watching the money roll in. Got dragged to a Beautiful South gig by an ex. Not only was the music sh!te it was like being at a large scale middle class dinner party. No passion from the band or crowd.

Meh...retain respectability today. Sneak something if we can, show no fear and save it for the league game

Oh well at least taters on beeb can resume their Chelsea love in

Rape is such a strong word. I prefer the term 'Snuggle Struggle'

Exactly....

Bloodzeed keeps asking for iLivid plug in

Thanks for that CB, coffee all over my desk!

FWIW not long after St Mary's was built I was chatting to a commercial director of Mowlem who told me that they had come 2nd in the tender with a bid around £50m, with other bids between the £50-£65m mark. He commented Barr were so desperate to build an EPL club stadium that put in a ridiculous below cost bid to win the work. On that basis we probably got great value for money.

Told the wife "I've got a new job having sex, live on stage." She said "are you having me on?" I replied "I'll ask my boss, but so far they've all been thin and pretty."

I once fancied a doctor so I went to her surgery and complained of bowel pains. She told me to bend over and started a rectal examination. "There's something obstructing the anus" she said, "It looks like a bundle of stems, i'm going to try and extract it." She started pulling and exclaimed, "Oh my god, it's a bunch of flowers!" "Read the card! Read the Card!!" I shouted...

I love animals - They're delicious

Saw the trailer before Prometheus last week. Not seen a hole cinema laugh at a trailer before.