suewhistle

If it's the peter White who does the BBC In touch programme, he's a Saints fan, I'm sure. regular at SMS.

23? Geez. From the Guardian report "6.38pm The crowd are slowly, solemnly filing out of the ground." It's something I worry about when I play but at 56 that's hardly surprising. But 23?!

yessss win!

5 minutes stoppage time

It was me, it was me! LOL

Interesting - is it a penalty???

corner...

The beer works!

I'm going to the fridge for a beer... Hope that works. I've a certain person on ignore and it seems like penalty

Corner. "Great work by Guly"

Bad defending, no challenges, but good volley apparently. Alpine should be along soon...

pooh

bugger

Sounds like a great run by Morgan.

Lambo!!!

Ooooh, crossbar Lambo,

Perlenbacher with a Fuller's bottle-conditioned in reserve. It's my last bottle so I might keep it for promotion...cough..

Bit late now to jump in the car and drive through the Mont Blanc tunnel! It's "what you don't want to do" Dave for me...

... and us or Derby would be prepared to pay more in wages than Everton??

Interesting video just out on The Guardian site: the landlord in question seems to be running a great pub but... see what you think: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/video/2012/mar/16/pub-closures-pubcos-landlords-punch-video?commentpage=last#end-of-comments

Hmrc rule!

"If I were a rich man, yubby dibby dibby dibby dum I still wouldn't buy effin Pompey If I were a wealthy man....

That's quite amusing. I know we make spelling mistakes and typos (Franks Cousin?!;-) ) but the standard of literacy is very poor there. "You aint the sharpist tool are you?

They've got to get the coach tickets by the 2nd April. What's the betting some don't and then kick off when they aren't given their tickets, hopefully in Portsmouth. No coach company would let the club handle cash on their behalf as it would just disappear into the bottomless pit.

That's what I just said above.. It's much easier reading the dissections of people who have the enrgy and patience to read him.