suewhistle

Panda - how about this one.... "Recreational Optimists Rot" or "Recapitalises Rim Onto Tort" or even "Recreational Impostor Tits". No? I'll get on with my work.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17218968

I love this thread. WEG

Indeed! But run it through a spell check before you send it FFS! :-))

I bet it's plagiarised from here.

42 days?

http://www.192.com/prices/details/0690100c12d92d7df661d79a80447eef46311a9e/lr/

Ha! You may not believe me but I'm actually at the 'puter swapping between this thread and preparing an adaptation of that story to tell to the kids at local primary schools!

Thanks for reminding me. I've just put a bottle of sparkling in the 'fridge and suggest everyone do likewise so that all PTS readers and contributors can have a virtual toast together when the final moment arrives.. Had a morning not of golf but of skiing (thats for Corpy, by the way..) and was eager to get back to read the thread. You can tell when things are happening by the number of pages unread! Being nasty doesn't come easily to me, so I'll promise now to donate a fiver to any AFCPompey revival, as long as it's below conference level...

Done my bit...

Just had my morning chortle before pootling off to do a 4 hour! English class. This thread never fails to get me laughing. Thanks guys. A timeline sounds like a good idea..

Boys, give it a rest..

Until West Ham, in a panic over losing points and automatic promotion if they go pop, drop them an anonymous million in a brown envelope...

Oh dear, here come the people who don't like it when they can't verbally bully people.

Presumably it's because the administration protects the company from _previous_ debt but it doesn't stop payments to enable to continue operating in administration; nor would it prevent people and companies from withdrawing current and future services. So although, for example, SSE can't cut off the leccy for the previous debt, if the administrator - who has taken on the responsibility - doesn't pay, a disconnection could still take place on the new debt. Perhaps one of our insolvency expertss could clarify.

So confident that I had that ready on Ctrl/V from the beginning of SH!

hat trick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peno¬!

no 2!

Lambo

"surely you realize, it's quality, not quantity, I wouldn't expect the usual minority of southampton fans, I hasten to add( the less inteligent Southampton fans ), to understand what that means. " Fair enough, but he won't be complaining when they haven't got enough players to fill the bench? Not that they can afford first teamers OR an academy at the moment.

I've seen naked cleaners on offer in the UK: a few years ago in the newsagents window of my little 'Ampshire village, would you believe. It's not a new idea.

They'll be a big mobility scooter roll-up on the day.

Well, I'm not really an expat in terms of well-paid work and an ex-pat community, but the skiing is better than in Dubai! Economically though, there's not much to bring anyone here although teaching wise (which is what I do) it's even more pants in the UK. Perhaps I should do a year or two in Dubai or HK etc. to top up my savings!