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Clinical finishing versus James Ward Prowse looping headers to their keeper Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Poor header from Ward Prowse. Should have headed it down. Encouraging pick up in play though Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Where is the intensity? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Poor defending and we’re so nervy. They know we have to win right? Seem so unmotivated again. We had the ball well in their last third just now and managed to work it all the way back to our keeper. Typical of this manager. No balls Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Bad performances and odd selections coming back to haunt us Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Newcastle score. Terrible day so far Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Not looking great at the moment Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

draw

If you want to get your betting slips out, Bournemouth will beat Huddersfield, Watford will win away at West Ham and Everton will beat Zaha-less Palace. Stoke will beat Brighton. PS Spurs will beat Arsenal. You're welcome

watch him try and select Cuco Martinez...

Before Barca.? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

That pic of VVD in his plane with a sulk on pretty much does it for me. Very punchable

Southampton v Liverpool - 0 Burnley v Southampton - 1 Southampton v Stoke City - 1 Newcastle United v Southampton - 1 Swansea City v Southampton - 0 West Ham United v Southampton - 1 Arsenal v Southampton - 1 Southampton v Chelsea - 1 Leicester City v Southampton - 0 Southampton v AFC Bournemouth - 3 Everton v Southampton -1 Southampton v Manchester City -0 10 points for me, at a push. We won't beat Swansea at their place. Might be enough to stay up if Huddersfield continue to implode, West Brom don't get out it, and either Watford or Swansea drop (or Brighton). Squeaky bum

I wouldn't want to suggest a 'slightly' harder than usual tackle on VVD, early doors. Nope. Not at all. That would be childish. Would be fun seeing Boufal nutmeg him a few times though

All of this is spot on, although Kane should be at the Olympics for diving for that first one and his pen was atrocious. Still, lovely to see Liverpool not win, and Klopp is super-detestable Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

And my 2-2 bet comes in. Huzzah Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

So funny. Gives away a pen with seconds to go Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Oh bad luck Virgil. Hahahahahaha Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Former Spurs player Souness, you mean? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

What a goal from wanyama Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hate watching how animated and organising Van ****e is. Actually trying. Hope he gets injured. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ooh bad luck Theo... Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

He took forever to notice that both Forster and Redmond are tripe though. And to play Lemina. And Boufal. And not sit back on one nil leads. And to make substitutions. But hey. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

We shouldn't get carried away as Palace play Newcastle tomorrow (presumably we want a draw) but good to look at the table for a bit tonight. Three points seems huge. Weird

off to buy a lottery ticket