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Simon Gillett scores for Yeovil. Sign him up.

Too pricey to buy. We grow them.

I had a dream in which Schneiderlin played for us and deliberately lost the ball, leading to a goal for the oppo. Hope his sulking doesn't come to that. But to be honest, in this depressing age of toys out the pram player power, we don't have much of a leg to stand on if he wants his move, Kreuger threat or no. Best I could hope for is he goes to Arsenal, not a club I detest, Spurs.

This would be truly excellent news.

I'm afraid this is quite true. And getting thrashed in the opener might not be great for morale.

Think we'll do well to limit it to 4-0. Lambert will score and 'not celebrate'.

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Crazy to lose him. Madness

Dunno but his head is there. Or at Arsenal. Or up his own tootsie.

Blimey. Lot of dosh. But good.

Another one bites the dust.

Confused. Have we signed him or not?

Good signing. Upgrading prediction to team: comfortable mid table, squad: skirting a few places clear of relegation

Difference of opinion there...

Promising, this

Teams are not built on chucking a load of new players together with a week to go to the new season

Team is lower mid table. Squad is championship.

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As it stands, our team is still not good enough. Eek.

Funny sort of cleaners with £80m in reserve...

I reckon one in, just to parade tomorrow. Hopefully Rojo

Ings as buddy for Jay Rod, as Cork is buddy for Bertrand and Taider for Gaston. Previous history together equals quick team spirit/they stay. Maybe.

Depends whether Burnley have found him or not yet

Disagree. Really like Boruc as a keeper for the calmness he breeds. ( mostly)

Argentinian defender. Hmmm. I wonder if there's another one out there who's a manager now and might gazump us. Brace yourselves! Hope we get him.