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Hilarious reading Hooiveld talking about starting with a clean sheet... (not for long...)

Don't think McOddball exists (sit down, Mr Moyes)...

nope http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/479240/Southampton-set-to-miss-out-on-Murat-Yakin-with-former-Basel-man-headed-for-Spartak-Moscow

He sounds utterly loathsome. No ta.

Koeman 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough...

Are you a professor in stating the obvious?

Question is, will he belt out the national anthem at the World Cup or have his head turn by another nation's tune? (I'm here all week)

Perhaps he was somewhere other than Holland to begin with? Like on his holibobs? Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

Spot on

Frank Rijkaard wasn't bad...

What a contrast to MP's letter. Open, heartfelt, passionate - and written by him. Thanks for the memories, Rickie, and good luck at Liverpool. Just don't take a penalty against us...

Please, Koeman. PLEASE

Getting a bit sick of players acting like 10 year old schoolboys. Waaah! I want to go because my best fwend has gone. Waah! I want to go because that nice Italian man who talked to us has gone. Waaah! I want to go because our lovely best fwend who speaks spanish to the telly people for a big laugh has gone. Waaah! I want to go because those nasty old men are 'ignoring' my important phone calls after all I've done for them. Oh, and I want a load of money. Can you arrange please agent? It's not only the board we should direct our criticism to.

McLaren?

Good post

Koeman would be a good choice. Get it done Saints

'Southampton want knots in the next week's heels'? Not sure that's number one priority

If we're not in for Lescott to replace him it is just negligence? Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

Bad dream. Someone wake me up when it's over

So, mr agent who stands to make a fortune, might he be interested? No, definitely not.

Yeah, that one

The Echo wrote a piece on Koeman using the normal tissue of loose factlets and circumstantial happenstance

Please no

V good

This is all too depressing for words. Only thing i can summise is that we're selling quick to get maximum time to get replacements in. Madness