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Poor old Nigel. Waving at his fans there. Couldn't interpret it as bye but who knows? We were always gonna lose tonight, to be honest.

AT least the prediction league is easy points this year

Sky have just downgraded us to '****etv'

At least we always score. Oh.

Another completely mystifying substitution

Can we get the ref to stop the 'fight'?

Worst corner ever seen in the premier

Contractual

Just back from the game. It was awful.

I reckon Nigel has said to the players at half time that he'll go if we don't get anything tonight. Just a hunch.

I'm afraid this has all the hallmarks of 'Adkins has taken us as far as he can'. 442 please.

Team selection very bad. Should have selected Man U. Hahahahahah. Hilarious joke.

Even Ray Winstone can't see us scoring

Fonte trying rugby there.

Out to Fox, who chips it up the wing again to noone in particular.

Masterchef's on.

Here you go mate. Have a free shot. Not a single player closing him down. Absolutely cack.

Schneiderlin has to get into this game. Passenger at the moment.

Why do we keep chipping it straight to them?

Sorry, but Lambert has been gash so far. And looks completely disinterested.

Passing's atrocious.

Fox playing. Loss.

Our lot couldn't nail a cross even if it was from David Beckham

Persuade Ledley King to give it one last go.

Odd team selections, appalling recruitment, blind tactics, naivety, lack of bite or heart, paper-thin confidence, moments of nice football. 2/10