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Good grief, Davis for £1.25million? Who are these fools?

I like Cork. He's a defender with bottle. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jan - hey, other clubsh, pleash offer more money. Thanksh.

My son is coming up to two quite shortly so I am not expecting him to be a fan of Saints, given the new regime; I'm expecting him to be in the starting line-up.

Surman to Reading, Bennett as part of the deal. Please...

This is in preparation for the inevitable sale of Schneiderlin in January when people and he realise he is excellent and too good for us.

watch the goals conceded again

Derby 2 - Saints 0 Davis is still in goal and we have a brittle defence in front of him.

Christ on a bike. When will it stop? And why haven't we sold Davis yet? Answer - because he is so bad no-one will even take him on a free.

Fact is, we are disastrously thin at the back, with two ageing slow centre backs, an awful keeper and lightweight full backs. Why are people surprised when we lose? SFC has still got a phobia of defenders. I know, let's sell our best defender and skipper for a pittance. hoorah.

this is a really stupid decision. rupert, you are a fool.

So yah boo to you, CB Fry.

I think he'd turn over in bed, and whisper across the pillow to Sir Clive Woodward: 'I've got rid of another one, pet.' Sir Clive would then get on with some elite dreaming, aided by the best sport science known to man.

plan a is play the kids plan b is play their kids

He's a funny one, Rasiak. For someone who scores so many goals he sure looks like someone who can't. I suspect he's got a bit of an attitude, and he looks like he runs in treacle, half the time. And yet he always seems to pop up with important goals. Like the one he'll get for Watford against us. Still, if we can get good money, I say tata.

post of the year.

Plus he hates that nickname. Typically dozy Saints initiative, almost as sad as doing season highlights DVDs.

kevin bloody phillips

by his logic MPs could only have a view on Iraq if they had served in the armed forces. Pathetic. I always thought - and still do - that he had a grudge against Saints. still, there are worse pundits.

For the record I think bricks are quite good, Tarmac is overrated, but lemons are an essential storecupboard item. If any of the above are ginger, however, they should be immediately thrown out. I hope this helps.

I can't stand them either. My brother in law is a big fan. Phoned every Saturday evening to gloat when they were riding high in the Championship, didn't phone once when they went up to the Premier and got pooed on by every team possible. Was tempted to call or email about Doncaster but think it might come back on me big time when they get their first win. Against us. They also only have one song - we are Derby, super Derby, super Rams - which is utter pants. We have the best song in football. Hello will.

I only saw the highlights but I have to say that Davis looked as culpable as Killer on the second goal. He never seems to command in that zone. Still, I thought we would lose and we lost so nil points is nil points. At least there were some positives. What price Kevin little berk Phillips to score this weekend?

For sale - one goalkeeper. Unfortunately no good at crosses, kicking, or communicating with defence, but good at the odd save for the cameras. Guaranteed to add to your goals conceded column. Oh, and on big wages. Sounds ideal for a Ridsdale purchase. Perhaps we should introduce Kelvin to Cardiff boyos this weekend... Go for the return of Niemi....

I think we will avoid relegation, but this time by one week. For all the rabid optimists, we have played two teams in pre-season that are up there with where we should be and conceded 5 goals. We would have had one point. I am excited by the young blood and applaud the approach but we still have the clown in goal and will therefore let plenty of goals in. At the other end, I'm not convinced we have the necessary 20 a season man. Sorry, but watch it happen.