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Growing pains

not italian enough

Sorry, that does not fit my irrational hatred.

Preposterous notion...

Have a look at the first goal conceded against Preston. That's his mistake this week. The shot was across him and still went in a good two foot inside the far post. Poor positioning. Poor positioning last week on that one that beat him on the inside. And then there was the one that ballooned off his chest when he should have gathered it neatly. And he is our player of the month. Very sad that we have worse players...

Kelvin tried to throw his into the crowd but stayed rooted to his line. He was busy turning his phone off.

Highly plausible. He's a good player. So he'll be off.

always knew they'd do it. ahem. Brilliant result and it sounds like the pierce boy got the momentum moving. could be the season's starting point. partially down to my new baby daughter, Daisy. she's been born eleven days and we're still unbeaten! all ints day indeed!

might be best if we get slaughtered. no-one seems to care or do anything if it is three or four. going down. still.

Lowe did a little wee after reading his latest love note from Sir Clive

How must Lowe's appearance in the dressing room help Jan's authority? I would suggest it must shatter it.

He will go in January, I suspect.

His only problem is that big, heavy price tag that Rupert sewed into his shirt.

I heard that next year's calendar only goes up to February.

Good point well made. But you missed out our terrible strikers not defending from the front. Or attacking, come to that.

2-0 to them aided by more terrible goalkeeping from our terrible goalkeeper

I think our position in the table is misleading. We are much higher than we should be.

I am still predicting 0. Hadn't we better actually do something? And how does McGoldrick still keep getting games?

I'm 39 and remember Pat Jennings. Biggest hands in football, apparently (remember an article in Shoot way back when). He was first class. Let's agree to disagree but both hope for more clean sheets. Just like Madonna and Guy had.

At least he's still got his looks.

Dolly Parton always had great things ahead of her

Interesting. Might he be an option if it all goes pear shaped (further) with Jan? Probably not enough of a yes man. or any good.

the computer says no

They are a bunch of cocckkles.

That's very impressive, given you must be balancing on a ladder at the same time. (bad login related joke)