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United deserved that. They're a horrible team to watch full of cheating niggly players. None of them are very likeable.

Well played!

Probably as good a time as any to get an offer on the table. He does seem up for the fight at the moment.

I don't care what it is, it's just stupid and unfunny.

I just can't see how Pelle would get much change out of their back 4. Surely someone quicker and trickier might cause more problems. In other news, can we change the thread name to 'Chelsea'?

Chelsea are at their best on the counter, so I'll be happy to see the bus parked and try to counter attack ourselves. ----------Forster Clyne Fonte Toby Bertrand --Schneidelrin Wanyama ----------Davis Mane------------------Elia ----------Long It means no hoofing up to the front man, need to get it wide quickly instead 'out of a good organisations', but we've got some pacey guys who could cause problems. I think our decision making was really poor against Palace, we'd really need things to click to come away with a result.

Koeman hairdryer at halftime, completely different side 2nd half. WBA 1-2 Saints Fonte, Pelle. Please.

Mane needs to get his head up! It's not just him but we're so wasteful. LOL at fatty Dowd pulling a calf

Because Tadic has been pretty poor recently. Well, since about November.

I'm going to be in a vile mood if we lose this. Come on lads, do us proud. Time to stand up and be counted.

I hope Everton are still this blunt in attack when we go up there in a few weeks.

Definitely lucky today. Scuffed shot from Rose and a goalkeeper howler to even let them put some pressure back on WHU. Then a soft as **** penalty from a really unintelligent bit of defending.

Diving ****. A point still isn't great for Spurs to be fair.

Come on West Ham! Not a fan of saying that but it's great seeing Spurs lose at home.

Short of saying "Adam is a cvnt and I'm going straight through him at the earliest opportunity, and I'm definitely staying in the summer", you couldn't have asked for too much more out of Morgan in that interview.

Miss it Mario you tosser

Besiktas winner from a Lovren horror back-pass please

Should've scored.

Standard.

Sturridge is looking very lively, and Ibe. I imagine Lallana will run himself into the ground tonight then declare himself unfit for Sunday.

Can we delete this thread?

Elia for Djuricic and I'd agree with the rest.

Wasteful in the final third. West Ham came to frustrate us and succeeded. Lots to work on for Koeman. We're great at the back and in the centre of the park, but we're not putting chances away like we were earlier in the season. Still, another clean sheet and another point on the board.

Chelsea 2-0 Everton Palace 2-1 Newcastle Man United 3-1 Burnley Saints 1-0 WHU Stoke 1-1 Man City WBA 2-2 Swansea

I'm going for the standard 1-0. Fonte header in the 88th. Big Sam accuses us of long ball.