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Trigger end. Pretty much, yes. I wasn't expecting you to appreciate it, but yeah I thought it was pretty good.

Brilliant again. You may not get many replies on this thread but I bet there are loads like me who read every week and thoroughly enjoy it. Thanks for doing it!

I'm sure Sepp Blatter would rather take a bullet in the head than give up his presidency, it makes complete sense to involve the yanks in getting rid of him.

I feel we're making progress, at least you're starting to get on board with the thread topic. In summary - too many f*cking guns, and morons on the other end of them.

Cheers for the advice!

Also, what's the consensus on these Wiggle sportives? Looking at the New Forest 100 in September as something to train for.

52k earlier which is my longest ride yet. Hopefully won't be too long before that's just a quick one. One question - what do you big milers do for undercarriage protection? I know I should buy some better quality shorts, but is it going to make THAT much of a difference? Was a bit uncomfortable earlier. The roads were pretty bumpy in places but that's going to be the case in a lot of places.

Thanks for posting those. Looking forward to it, just hope the weather changes for the better. Only just double figures forecast for the weekend, that's pretty sh*t for the start of June

Top bloke, his 8 goals were massively important in our promotion campaign and he wasn't a bad defender for that league. 8 goals for a CB, great haul. Isn't Gerrard Liverpool's top scorer with 9 this season?

^^is the obvious guess for a journo trying to fill pages. He's probably right but I doubt he knows any more than we do

Good stuff. Norwich is a really good away game, Boro is a sh*thole and at the wrong end of the country. If Norwich carry on keeping the ball like they have then they'll be fine.

Tadic 8? He's been poor for about 6 months now. And Long rated better than Pelle?!

If we ever win something, then yes.

It's been pretty good entertainment and has helped me pass these boring long nightshifts. I've almost enjoyed the lunatic's company. Back to normality in a week or so, so I'll be back to catching up on this nonsense just every now and then.

I wouldn't bet on it.

You're not in Dubai by any chance are you?

Neighbour - "Hey SarniaSaint, did you hear about that firearm death down the road today?" SarniaSaint - "Yeah, well at least it wasn't murder. I heard it was just little Joey playing with his daddy's shotgun and he blew his sister's head off". *shrugs* Dumb.

Surely then it makes sense to have stricter gun laws, if lots of firearms deaths are 'accidents' and completely avoidable with a bit of common sense?

"If you spend £100m you really should be fighting for the title"

That's f*cking brilliant.

Top bloke.

Why would you need that when you can just get hysterical and tell everyone they're wrong, even when presented with evidence to back up their points?

I just stumbled upon this, on Facebook, and thought it was relevant: "TO ARGUE WITH A PERSON WHO HAS RENOUNCED THE USE OF REASON IS LIKE ADMINISTERING MEDICINE TO THE DEAD." Thomas Paine, English-American political activist, writer and revolutionary.

Should've been more clear about that. Sorry.

Can't stand listening to Americans/Candians talking about soccerball. Cringey. Some horrendously drawn out speeches there. Biggest cheer of the night was when Jose mentioned Morgan staying by the sounds of it.