Jack

I didn’t say I’m writing him off, I said I’m not excited about it. I’m also not excited about the rest of the season, our manager, our board, our owners, or championship football next season.

Couldn’t be less excited about a record signing

Should win but probably won’t win, as we have no f*ckong idea how to.

Spurs -2 handicap at 9/2 doesn’t look a bad bet. Unbelievable that we’re still only 7th favourite for the drop at 5/1. I put a bit on at 6/1 straight after the Watford game. I normally wouldn’t but MP has just shown he hasn’t got a f*cking clue one too many times for me to have any belief in him improving things enough to survive.

Can you please f*ck off and take the Argie and the hockey coach with you?

Southampton 1-7 Spurs MP to talk about how we had a spirited fightback in the first 15 mins of the second half having gone in 4-0 down

I hear that the meeting consisted of asking around to see who’s still got George Burley’s number.

He’s going nowhere. We’re going down.

In all seriousness, is anyone actually going to bother buying a ticket for this?

BOYCOTT

We’re not at all used to our Chairmen ever saying ‘hockey coach’ or ‘aiming for single digits’ in interviews. That combined with a North American accent - I can see where he was coming from

5 of us are going but are more interested in getting out for beers with the boys than the football. Shame really.

He tries, and he’s quick, he’s just f*cking stupid and that makes him a **** player. Might as well re sign Jon Forte.

That’s no wins in 17 one against the ‘big 6’, with the last one being Spurs away 2 season was ago when they weren’t playing for anything. I miss the day so of going into a game thinking we could give the big boys a bloody nose.

*when your VISA gets granted. Not sure it's the case for every country but is very common.

It makes sense. All around the world you have to be out of the county in question when your gets granted, and it then starts when you pass immigration when you arrive. Paris would make sense as it's about as close as you can get to Southampton while still being abroad.

Not making any clear cut chances, and don't look like taking any half chances. United didn't have to be any good, and weren't, for a comfortable evening. We'll be fine, we should be way too good for the poorer sides, but we're weak where it counts. People will probably have a go at those picking on Targett, but he needs to be in the Championship. He always gets roasted against anyone half decent or with pace. Redmond frustrating, Højbjerg very good.

Or a goodbye. Pretty savage choice of photo if that's the case though.

Fonte looking like he's pledging his allegiance on Instagram

I highly doubt that.

Something to do with dugouts and the 19th century

I'll love it if Everton carry on with this 'we've got a warchest' line, but actually fail to sign anyone that'll improve them. Arsenal seem to be having the same issue, all of their top targets just aren't interested.

Can we just call him Pete? Maybe it'll stick.

Police shooting people dead during routine traffic stops, murdering people in the street on camera, people shooting police in revenge attacks.... But it's nothing to do with the relaxed gun laws over there. In fact the country would be a much safer place if everybody carried a gun. America's obsession with guns and pointing them at people during the most routine of situations is disturbing and it's no surprise things go wrong so often. The lack of intelligence over the whole situation is baffling.

Shouldn't have to take a day off work to get to a WEEKEND Premier League fixture. Tossers.