Jack

Martina doesn't even look like a footballer. Need to start shifting the ball a bit quicker.

No creativity in that at all. Frustrating game ahead. Don't see the need for a back 5 when they'll be camped behind the ball

BT sport Europe

Attendees, obviously.

So are we supposed to be completely convinced that he's coming, despite Celtic saying "not for sale"? I'm not.

So why when RK says "not for sale" are we told not to panic about losing our players, and when Delia says "not for sale" we are told that this is definitely on and to expect an announcement imminently? If people were reading a Spurs forum and seeing someone saying Big Vic is definitely going there this week, it'd be laughed off.

Perfectly valid comment IMO. We were having a good chat in the pub last night about what our team looked like when I first had a season ticket. Jermaine Wright, Chris Perry, Jason Euell, Skacel at left back.... It could be worse

Stek Cedric Fonte Caulker Yoshi Big Vic Romeu Davis Mane Rodriguez Pelle 2-1 win to surprise everyone. Romeu to score a screamer.

Pelle, Mane, Tadic and Long - very attacking again.

It's because you're not a full member. I've passed your number on to my mate with the ticket so I'm sure he'll be in touch soon

My mate has a spare away ticket for Watford. He doesn't use the site so asked me to post on his behalf. He lives in South London so can drop off locally or you can meet him at the ground on the day. PM me for his number, face value of course.

Too convincing for it even to be a tie going into the away leg. Never mind, it'll be one big party. Big Vic MOTM, Mane close. Targett very good, and Cedric going forward. Promising

This.

Well obviously, nobody really knows. I'm saying that in my opinion, it's bull**** and Spurs aren't in for him. In my opinion. IMO.

I'm sure he'll see this and decide against the move to Spurs. (which I'm sure is BS anyway)

Let the bidding wars begin: "Just been offered £35 for it but it is yours for £40 ? The money is going to charity, not by pocket (unfortunately), so you get a ticket and help a good cause!" Don't take the ****, people with any sense aren't going to get into a bidding war, even if it's for 'charity'. I may be wrong about this, but I suspect the charity is this person's beer fund for Holland.

In other news - a Saints away game in the Europa League in Holland! Could be something to be happy about!

Sorted at 9am this morning. Buzzing now, the 24h trip back from Ibiza will be worth it! 3-0 lead from the first leg please Saints

And this.

This.

Did a sportive today for the first time, the Mega Meon. Nice scenic route. One of the organisers was after some help with the car parking so did that for a couple of hours then rode for free. I went for the 118.5k standard option which is the furthest I've gone on a ride, and 1400m of climb which is double what I've done before. It's nothing for some of you lot but I feel like I'm improving at a decent rate now. Enjoyed it.

I think 1 or 2 may have tried that already. Outcome unknown.

Haha thanks! To be fair Ibiza - Amsterdam landing at 1:30pm on the 6th and leaving 24 hours later was only £130, cheaper than a lot of flights from home. It'll be ace either way, but I really want to get to the game! I thought I'd be ok with 6 aways but clearly it's not going to cut it.

Booked flights back from Ibiza for 24 hours in the middle of my holiday, so I need to beg for pity as well! I only need 1 ticket. Happy to reward generosity! Thanks in advance

This. YouTube 'Steve McClaren Dutch interview' for help with the accent if you're unsure.