Ponty

I'm not too keen on The IT Crowd, but to say The Office and Extras are unfunny says more about your sense of humour than the quality of the shows. There's a reason these shows have won more awards globally than any other British shows and, the Office in particular, have spawned more remakes than any other non-game show type programme.

Everybody's playing nicely, I see.

We've managed it.

Sure you do.

A quick Wiki tells me that my character died of stomach cancer quite a few years ago... Charmed.

That must have been a terrible, painful and not particularly quick way to die. Sorry to bring the thread down.

As we're being pedantic; [ ] are brackets, parentheses are ( ).

Yes, absolutely. Complacency has set in.

It's sometimes quite ridiculous, from both sides, but the work keeps me in smack.

On the bright side, "No news is good news", right?

A loan, a gift, who cares? I've never been Leon's biggest fan but I don't see anyone else helping us out. He's alright in my book.

Well done, Leon. Fair play to you. As for the club, I hate long goodbyes - can we please be put out of our misery soon, one way or another?

How would you stop it from dropping out?

Would you like to buy a rabbit kitten? I know someone who's selling some so small they fit in the palm of your hand. Dead cute.

That could be right actually; I didn't think £15m sounded correct as I typed it.

Indeed. £15m profits in the last quarter.

Well, quite.

Do you not read the stick his posts receive? "Childish remarks" shows considerable restraint under the circumstances... Regardless as to whether you agree with him or not.

I'm sorry, but yes, it is.

Give it a rest, please. His opinion is as valid as anyone's and he's hardly getting in the way of any real news, is he?

Not at the same time, obviously.

More proper work and increased levels of masturbation, probably.

Well, my old mum always said, "If you've got nothing nice to say, say nothing."

I mean, I'd like to....