Ponty

Every f**king year. Without fail.

No idea, Ari. We'll probably never know for sure what happened to the Merc and most people will probably never know for sure what happened to the Renault.

Like I'd pay M&S f**king prices!

They need to grow some self-esteem then.

And by "Looks good" I mean if you like it yourself. Who cares what anyone else thinks?

When did blokes start caring about labels? If it looks good and feels good, who the hell cares who made it? Man up, ffs.

I'm going in tomorrow to tell them they owe me a lie in, ffs.

Yeah, lie down in front of the car with your head under the valance and look upwards. You should be able to see the bonnet catch arrangement and you should be able to prise the hook part to one side with a screwdriver.

You mean, we were all given the chance to apply to carry on. Not quite the same.

Cheers, St Marco and cheers, Baj.

I can't imagine how.

Libellous, probably.

"Registered Sex Offender"? Hmmmm.

Ari, can you change my user title please, mate.

Sorry, had to clear a few hundred! I forgot my allowance would drop sharply.

Don't leave out the bit where you said we could reapply to be mods if we wanted.

Baj, could you please amend my user title. I seem to have been left with Administrator. Cheers.

Nuts, I just removed mine too but it still says administrator under my name. How galling.

I'm not sure the Main Board is the right place for this though...

Oh, by the way, I'll be taking my mod hat off soon too. It's been fun, everyone, but it's been long enough.

Pulis Snr to reunite with his son?

I think it's a film review.

Looks good.

This pub then... Does it serve spirits?

Looking at that equation I've noticed that you've omitted the "Lies" denominator.