Ponty

7 of the World's top 10 most venomous snakes live in Australia.

They are looking a handy side but short of buying every registered player in the world there's not a lot we can do to prevent other teams strengthening. We just have to hope that AP has done a better job of it than LC.

And, most importantly, for the removal of stubborn bogies.

So you're not one of those people who opens coke cans with your teeth (which looks freaky).

To protect your fingers?

It's not acceptable, DBP. That's the way of the world. However, you should probably reread my post about it and then ask yourself whether the warning was thoroughly removed.

"Gyppos" is also racist, before you ask.

No joke.

Nor can you imply that stuff will be stolen just because they're nearby. You may, however, just let people know that there are some in the area.

You can't say "Pikeys", DBP, it's racist.

I don't really stand anywhere, tbh. I just think that we have to take the rough with the smooth (up to the point of abuse, where it stops) from both sides of that, and any other, argument.

Denying people the right to decry labour, benefit scroungers, illegal immigrants, etc.... Does that really fit in with the liberal/left-wing ethic? Because it doesn't sound very different to me.

Oh come on, be fair.

Indeed. When a line painter won't shift a badger's corpse that's when we know we're truly f*cked.

Well, I can understand it, certainly. Without seeing the said badger it's hard to make a definitive judgement but as it had been there a few days I'd imagine it was in a pretty disgusting state, and you're hardly going to "toe it out of the way" as they way a good few stone fully grown. I also don't know if a line painter would carry a shovel. Besides, it was a fixed price job and has incurred no costs to anyone.

That seems fine, tbh.

Personally, I think you cheated by remembering which games were on when and adjusting your team accordingly, by making use of the transfer market as teams dropped out and by picking decent players in the first place.

Well, unemployment figures will go up as the fraudsters are weeded off of incapacity benefit, so an initial rise is to be expected. As for crime, well gun crime has certainly gone up lately.

Wind it in a bit, please, GM. That's some infractionable stuff right there.

I liked the comment below... "Ladies and Gentlemen of Sky News, I believe you shoulder much of the guilt for flushing these wierdos out of the sewers. Your reporting has been biased in the extreme and you have, very cleverly, with your sugary sweet interviewing of the murderer's brother, attempted to present the villain as a poor misunderstood individual who needs everyone's sympathy. You are a disgrace to your colleagues. This is not the only recent incident of skewed reporting, no doubt designed to drive up Channel ratings and it is time you searched your own consciences. Please get it, and understand that this animal was an uncaring murderer and the police did a brilliant job."

About time.

This. Or something like it.

Accident my arse.

Mines a Simplicity tariff from almost when they first brought them out. It's been modified since, with updated freebies and bolt-ons but it's essentially the same £19.99 Simplicity I always had. I guess that's why as I didn't know there was an iPhone version either. I was joking about missing Visual Voicemail, btw. I've never used voicemail for the simple reason that if I don't want to speak to someone I really don't want a voicemail from them!

Dynamite.